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luke duke

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  1. Laughing at you.
  2. How does one become an ass programmer, preferably an advanced one?
  3. Probably already posted, but I ain’t reading this whole thread.
  4. It sounds like your idea would work. The water would have to be left on 24/7 up to your timers. You would need to make sure that there isn’t a leak upstream of the timers or you will have a big mud hole.
  5. Did you stick your head up a cow’s ass or just take the butcher’s word?
  6. We have a community pool in my neighborhood. Membership is optional, as a result there are a bunch of freeloaders. No one wants to dedicate the money to have someone police the gate. Is anyone aware of a smart lock that can be installed on a wrought iron gate with the following features: - can be accessed with either a cellphone app or a fob - has the ability to restrict remote “buzzing-in” - an integrated camera would be nice, but not a requirement - we can set certain hours when the gate can be opened - we have power and Wi-Fi at the gate
  7. What state is going to ban you from giving them money?
  8. Just sold my Excursion a couple of months ago. The guy I sold it out a few bucks in to it and flipped it. I already miss it.
  9. You’d better keep that bad boy a secret or you’ll have to hire an assistant to help you fight off all the ladies.
  10. If you want to be everyone’s favorite friend get this universal capacitor that will work in almost every unit. Use it in emergencies and swap it out after you have a chance to order a normal one. https://a.co/d/7jpPgfm
  11. Everyone should have a spare capacitor on hand. It is the most common failure point on an A/C and it’s such an easy thing to replace.
  12. I look forward to seeing her on the Sugar Baby thread in a couple of years.
  13. Get him an Ancestry.com subscription. You’ll keep him busy for a year or two. My dad has eleventy billion slides from the 60’s and 70’s. I bought him a slide scanner and he probably spent 500 hrs digitizing them.
  14. I can think of a few guys on this board that could probably use that on a regular basis.
  15. Why are you fucking my wife?
  16. She was questioning your manhood because of the pellet smoker.
  17. @The Original Greaser Bob what did you decide to name your new dog?
  18. That’s a lot of words to tell us that you’re a virgin.
  19. I thought lot lizards were an American thing. I’m always learning stuff on this board.
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