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luke duke

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Everything posted by luke duke

  1. A round trip rental may be cheaper, but probably not worth the hassle and extra fuel on the return trip.
  2. luke duke replied to C-Man's topic in Dallas
    Cenzo’s (pronounced Chenzos) in Oak Cliff is pretty damn good. The owner used to own The Hightower in Austin. https://www.cenzospizzaanddeli.com/
  3. John Mueller
  4. - cut leftover JITB tacos in thirds - cover in stuff from the fridge - ???? - Naoch
  5. She sounds like she should post on Surly.
  6. OK, Adolf Scheiss Meister.
  7. Don’t forget the Postmaster General
  8. minus 1 star for the lettuce.
  9. LOL. $2000 TV, $20 install
  10. Post this in the video game forum.
  11. I’m in Dallas. It looks like I’ll be paying 10% more every year until I’m eligible for the geezer exemption. By the time I get there I’m sure my property taxes alone will be more than my combined PITI when I bought the place.
  12. I see that you are a planner.
  13. Do you happen to have a 7 year loan on a 1998 Corvette? [mention=767]Rocko20[/mention]
  14. It’s just as easy as getting in and out of your mother.
  15. Weak onion game - 2 stars
  16. Find the frisky nurse and ask for a handjob during the MRI. Tell them that you’ve got really good insurance.
  17. https://abcnews.go.com/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000
  18. Sounds like something a gun nut would say.
  19. [thujone]MSPaint[/thujone]
  20. Black helicopters have an extra blade on their propeller.
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