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  1. luke duke
    Just hide it before you start cooking. Sorry, we’re out…you’ll just have to eat it like a normal person.
  2. luke duke
    dp
  3. luke duke
    I made a shirt for your trip.
  4. luke duke
    Everything is really high. I’ve been getting quotes for $30-40K for a small bathroom. It involves some framing and moving all of the plumbing, but it’s pier and beam.
  5. luke duke
    I would think that the vehicles would be an easy sale. I would think that the vehicles would be an easy sale.
  6. luke duke
    They all adore him.
  7. luke duke
    Seen in the wild today
  8. luke duke
    FIFY
  9. luke duke
    I doubt they have time to post anymore since they’re neck deep in chess groupie pussy.
  10. luke duke
    I doubt too many junkyards have vehicles from the 80s.
  11. luke duke
    Is your sister still single? Asking for 3putt.
  12. luke duke
    That’s why I order the extra spicy ones.
  13. luke duke
    How was the Diet Coke?
  14. luke duke
    At the beginning of this post I was ready to tell you to stop being a bitch and let your kid figure it out. By the end I was wondering why you hadn’t already set the girl’s house on fire and murdered her dog.
  15. luke duke
    You’re welcome https://a.co/c2OKUV6
  16. luke duke
    CJK5H
  17. luke duke
    https://www.tdi.texas.gov/news/2022/dwc08232022.html
  18. luke duke
    Did you forget how to speak English again? ¿Que?
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    I don’t cook anything but slabs of bacon below 275. I’m usually over 300. A couple of months ago I may have been over-served at a neighbor’s house and promised to bring a brisket over for dinner the following night. My wife woke me up at about 10:15 the next morning and reminded me about the brisket. It was on by 11 and done at 4:30. The ribs and chicken were done at exactly 5:30. I sliced everything and we were over there at 6:00 sharp. Perfecto
  21. luke duke
    I picked up a nice strip from Midland Meat Market. I highly recommend stopping by if you ever have the misfortune of being in Midland. Cooked in a 275deg oven and then seared on the grill. I normally reverse sear at a lower temp, but I was hungry.
  22. luke duke
    So how did the Lemon Party turn out?
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  24. luke duke
    Good ol’ Mickey Mantle.
  25. luke duke
    I believe that Slump Buster is the preferred nomenclature.

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