Jump to content

luke duke

Legacy Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    3735

  • Joined

 Content Type 

Everything posted by luke duke

  1. luke duke
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08N4RSNV3/
  2. luke duke
    You want to buy another pit from me that you’re not going to use?
  3. luke duke
    Did you ever even use the pit that I sold you 10 years ago?
  4. luke duke
    Do they make an optional attachment that will let me hook it up to a 5gal water jug?
  5. luke duke
    Probably Katy. I hear she got $172 for Hornfans.
  6. luke duke
    You’re goddam right! Maybe I can start wearing my asbestos winter coat and snort some lines of talcum powder like my grandpa did! I hear that lead paint chips are quite tasty too. Maybe I’ll start putting those in Junior’s lunch this year.
  7. luke duke
    Are you on the market?
  8. luke duke
    Any big Surly discount?
  9. luke duke
    Maybe you can install one of these in the new house
  10. luke duke
    This is the dumbest thing that I’ve ever heard of. How in the hell are you supposed to Dutch Oven the wife with one of those? Get an Ooler.
  11. luke duke
    Jeez, save some pussy for the rest of us.
  12. luke duke
    All of the stores have the same washers/dryers at the same price. I’m the rare event of a price match, they’ll all price-match.
  13. luke duke
    That explains the huge bush
  14. luke duke
  15. luke duke
    The cart belonged to the elotes lady. The lady that was selling the worst tamales that I’ve ever had in my life had a cooler and a chair. This was 2004 in front of Fuel City.
  16. luke duke
    Logan’s. I was there on a rally busy night. Maybe NYE. The line for the bathroom wasn’t moving at all. I took the last sip of my beer, whipped it out and filled the mug back up while standing at the bar. I set it on the bar and walked away.
  17. luke duke
  18. luke duke
    I beg to differ
  19. luke duke
    meatspin
  20. luke duke
    Is your garage door insulated?
  21. luke duke
    Get 5 or 6 of these and you should be good to go https://www.amazon.com/Portacool-PACJS2601A1-Jetstream-Portable-Evaporative/dp/B01HRTOS54/
  22. luke duke
    Did your wife not know that she was supposed to stop doing drugs while she was pregnant?
  23. luke duke
    I guess you’ve never heard the Aggy War Hymn.
  24. luke duke
    Reminds you of your mother?
  25. luke duke
    It was. I bought one in ‘96. Only available in white.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...