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  1. luke duke
    You’re overthinking this. You’ll be fine. Also, I would use a grill, not a griddle, for fajitas. Save the griddle for peppers and onions. Get some tablitas while you’re at the Mexican grocery store. You can thank me later.
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    Good thing Surly maintains an 8 figure wreath fund. @hitbyatrain cut this man a check for $10K.
  3. luke duke
    Why is there a butthole on the bull’s forehead?
  4. luke duke
    Did every kid have to bring 100 boxes of cereal?
  5. luke duke
    Lemon party?
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    What kind of party ends at 8?
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    Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
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    All I know is that some dumbfuck on StubHub paid me $9K (after all fees) for 4 upper level tickets a couple of months ago.
  11. luke duke
    Where do the 20yo sharpie hiders like to congregate?
  12. luke duke
    We have 2 kids at the same school. They almost always ride the bus home. Wife - I’m going to pick up daughter and friend from school. I need you to pick up son from bus stop. Me - Where are you taking them? Wife - I’m bringing them back here. Me - Me - Why don’t you just pick everyone up and bring them here? Wife - Wife - I didn’t think of that. Me -
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    Again, Steel Shank having an opposable thumb has me baffled.
  16. luke duke
    https://www.howtogeek.com/258645/how-to-lock-your-ecobee3-thermostat-with-a-pin-code/
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    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nebia/nebiabidet
  18. luke duke
    No, but pay me enough and I’ll tell them to fuck off. Sorta kidding.
  19. luke duke
    How much does it pay? [emoji16] I’ve hosted 100+ big tailgates.
  20. luke duke
    Invest in a counter-height table. Or make some table leg extensions out of PVC pipe. Your back will thank you.
  21. luke duke
    “Fishing trip”
  22. luke duke
    Beat me to it
  23. luke duke
    You obviously didn’t read the pre-season predictions on TexAggy.
  24. luke duke
    Gotta go bang some groupies.
  25. luke duke
    Just put her on the brush pile out back. Dress her in polyester and you won’t even have to pour gas on the pile to get it started.

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