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  1. luke duke
    How does that video only have 2K views?
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    So you know the one Jewish family in Collie Station? Best upscale place in town for $50/person…LOL
  3. luke duke
    LOL. I know that place.
  4. luke duke
    Did you mean http://milf.org
  5. luke duke
    Klose smokers. I had 3, now I’m down to 2.
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    Negative
  7. luke duke
    Most commercial reactors are not designed to (intentionally) boil water.
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    That happens to Vic Mackey every time he goes to Galveston.
  10. luke duke
    I’ve had good luck using http://propertytax.io to protest taxes. I’m not sure which counties it’s available in.
  11. luke duke
    You’re lucky she didn’t meld any coins to your tire.
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    The Link
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    A properly smoked turkey breasticle is awesome. It also helps you not feel like ass if you mix a little in with the standard meats. Eating a pound of moist brisket is great, but my stomach and toilet pay for it later.
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    Username checks out
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    One of the guys on The Howard Stern Show told a story about going into a port-a-potty at the Belmont. The shit was above the rim and there was an imprint of someone’s butt cheeks in the shit.
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    What do the stains taste like?
  19. luke duke
    Get an Ooler
  20. luke duke
    Make sure the old lady is done with the hot flashes before moving.
  21. luke duke
    I’m glad to see that you are finding peace. What you went through would have permanently broken most people.
  22. luke duke
    Your Amazon wife has a small cock.
  23. luke duke
    Have you tried calling it?
  24. luke duke
    I’m guessing that you’ll pay more. I’d try and get them to throw in a dealer add on like tint or curb feelers.
  25. luke duke
    RJ enters one BBQ contest and now he’s raffling off some que.

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