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  1. luke duke
    Thank you, thank you. Please think about me every time you take a shit. I keep one of these in my travel bag and one in my travel trailer. If your faucet is beyond arm’s reach of the shitter you’ll need to have a water bottle handy to refill. Brondell GS-70BLK GoSpa Travel Bidet, Midnight https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B09BBGR1JZ/
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    I’m not sure that my dog would enjoy this, but I’m pretty sure that South Austin’s mom would.
  3. luke duke
    Not sure if this belongs here or in the Holy Shit thread
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    To be fair MIA typed it on his phone.
  6. luke duke
    I got married so I’d always have someone to go to Costco for me.
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    Klose pit for sale. 20x40 plus 20x20 upright. No HDMI ports. I have 3 Klose pits, so I’m getting rid of one. Straight cash homie.
  8. luke duke
    Ever heard of a breakfast taco?
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    Mr. Shit Head?
  11. luke duke
    How does the counter handle that length?
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    https://deadline.com/2022/01/louie-anderson-dead-obituary-comedian-baskets-family-feud-emmy-winner-1234917040/
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    I get a text message every time my Ecobee thermostat is manually changed. You should be able do it with a Nest too. Visit http://www.ifttt.com/
  14. luke duke
    Lott is still a speed trap.
  15. luke duke
    Yes, with boobs and everything.
  16. luke duke
    So Liberace worked better for you?
  17. luke duke
    What’s the big deal? The inside of Mark Mangino’s toilet sees that every day.
  18. luke duke
    Reheated some leftover rice and beans, fried a corn tortilla, threw a grilled slice of ham on top, a couple of over easy eggs, ranchero sauce and avocado.
  19. luke duke
    That’s what happens when Karen the county clerk designs the seal in MS Paint.
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    But kids are assholes, so that doesn’t count.
  22. luke duke
    Yep. I made 6gal right before Christmas. I managed to eat 4 gallons over the last couple of weeks. The rest went into the freezer.
  23. luke duke
    In what universe does a properly cooked steak sit on one’s plate long enough to cool off?
  24. luke duke
    I’ll write you a letter for $4995. I’ll write you a sternly worded letter for $9995.
  25. luke duke
    How else is he supposed to stay warm?

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