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  1. luke duke
    Get her a bowling ball
  2. luke duke
    I’ve seen this movie
  3. luke duke
    She sounds gorgeous.
  4. luke duke
    Crepe Myrtle
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  6. luke duke
    I’m guessing full blown sex dungeon or Silence of the Lambs pit or both. Also, how’s the porn stash? You have a stack of old Hustlers hidden in the woods?
  7. luke duke
    I figured you more for a Boones Farm kind of gal.
  8. luke duke
    Where are you?
  9. luke duke
    Looks like Jansport makes one
  10. luke duke
    That’s a newsworthy event if I’ve ever seen one.
  11. luke duke
    A couple of years ago the Cub Scout troop let the Girl Scouts participate. My two daughters took 1st and 2nd place. The Girl Scouts weren’t invited back the following year.
  12. luke duke
    Cross-posting for more traffic... Klose pit for sale. 20x40 plus 20x20 upright. No HDMI ports. I have 3 Klose pits, so I’m getting rid of one. Straight cash homie.
  13. luke duke
    I feel that Mrs Mooseoutfront is a lot classier than that. She probably uses one of these:
  14. luke duke
    Do you have a fuck tent for when you want to spice things up?
  15. luke duke
    The Gomer pile of logs has fallen more than once.
  16. luke duke
    Which one in Dallas?
  17. luke duke
    Maybe Roman was on to something. I wonder where “naoch” ranks.
  18. luke duke
    Thank you, thank you. Please think about me every time you take a shit. I keep one of these in my travel bag and one in my travel trailer. If your faucet is beyond arm’s reach of the shitter you’ll need to have a water bottle handy to refill. Brondell GS-70BLK GoSpa Travel Bidet, Midnight https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B09BBGR1JZ/
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    I’m not sure that my dog would enjoy this, but I’m pretty sure that South Austin’s mom would.
  20. luke duke
    Not sure if this belongs here or in the Holy Shit thread
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  22. luke duke
    To be fair MIA typed it on his phone.
  23. luke duke
    I got married so I’d always have someone to go to Costco for me.
  24. luke duke
    Klose pit for sale. 20x40 plus 20x20 upright. No HDMI ports. I have 3 Klose pits, so I’m getting rid of one. Straight cash homie.
  25. luke duke
    Ever heard of a breakfast taco?

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