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    Mr. Shit Head?
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    How does the counter handle that length?
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    https://deadline.com/2022/01/louie-anderson-dead-obituary-comedian-baskets-family-feud-emmy-winner-1234917040/
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    I get a text message every time my Ecobee thermostat is manually changed. You should be able do it with a Nest too. Visit http://www.ifttt.com/
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    Lott is still a speed trap.
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    Yes, with boobs and everything.
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    So Liberace worked better for you?
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    What’s the big deal? The inside of Mark Mangino’s toilet sees that every day.
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    Reheated some leftover rice and beans, fried a corn tortilla, threw a grilled slice of ham on top, a couple of over easy eggs, ranchero sauce and avocado.
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    That’s what happens when Karen the county clerk designs the seal in MS Paint.
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    But kids are assholes, so that doesn’t count.
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    Yep. I made 6gal right before Christmas. I managed to eat 4 gallons over the last couple of weeks. The rest went into the freezer.
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    In what universe does a properly cooked steak sit on one’s plate long enough to cool off?
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    I’ll write you a letter for $4995. I’ll write you a sternly worded letter for $9995.
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    How else is he supposed to stay warm?
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    Those beef prices are high. Those non-beef prices are criminal.
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    It looks like you’ve already lost your balls if you let her put that on your nightstand.
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    Is that the female version of dickbutt?
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    Rodeo poker
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    They are wrapping the point because that’s the end facing the fire, they’re cooking hot and fast and not wrapping. That will be $9.95.
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    Did you try and deduct your sugar babies as a business expense?
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    Is that like a Dubai port-a-potty?
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    I like my Rachio

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