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luke duke

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  1. Maybe he was dumber, slower and better tasting than himself.
  2. Did @mooseoutfront die in a shootout with the neighbor?
  3. It was inevitable.
  4. You can check out the nuclear power plant.
  5. Or maybe the tip hangs out past the bottom of his pants.
  6. https://y.yarn.co/8a5ca50b-62d8-44ba-820d-066aa93221d7.mp4
  7. The smoked 1/2 chicken is pretty good.
  8. I guess you’ve upgraded.
  9. I don’t think that’s how a King Cake is supposed to work.
  10. These guys throw a great party and the proceeds go to a good cause. The tent that they’re talking about is massive and costs a shit ton of money to rent for the weekend. It’s probably 40’x120’.
  11. Delivery is negotiable.
  12. What kind of dumbass digs a hole with a flat shovel?
  13. Touchdown Jesus?
  14. Will you take $57,000?
  15. Get her a bowling ball
  16. I’ve seen this movie
  17. She sounds gorgeous.
  18. Crepe Myrtle
  19. I’m guessing full blown sex dungeon or Silence of the Lambs pit or both. Also, how’s the porn stash? You have a stack of old Hustlers hidden in the woods?
  20. I figured you more for a Boones Farm kind of gal.
  21. Where are you?
  22. Looks like Jansport makes one
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