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  1. luke duke
    Except the zero sexytime part.
  2. luke duke
    [noCR] [/noCR]
  3. luke duke
    No new pic, but we’re up to one doctor visit, one cortisone injection, three prescriptions, four days of bitching and zero sexytime.
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  5. luke duke
    I already got her some of that. Fortunately she isn’t blaming me, yet.
  6. luke duke
    Wife: I cleared out the vines in the backyard by your wood pile. Me: There’s a reason that I haven’t touched it. That’s poison ivy. Wife: No it isn’t, I know what poison ivy looks like. Me: OK 2 days later:
  7. luke duke
    Ask him to drop off some new plates next time.
  8. luke duke
    Not the first time he’s been told that.
  9. luke duke
    You may need an upsized gas line to support a large tankless water heater.
  10. luke duke
    I love what you’ve done with the place.
  11. luke duke
    The party can start.
  12. luke duke
    Just send the wife, you can stay in Ft Worth.
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    True story.
  16. luke duke
    http://leeharveys.com/ It's time to revive this tradition after a year off. The first folks typically arrive around 5 and stay until their wives make them return home. The food is good and the drinks are cold. Rumor has it that our aggy leader @immamac is going to cover the first $750 of the bar tab, so show up early before @mdmost wastes it on 30 buckets of Truly's.
  17. luke duke
    Cheap motherfuckers who don’t keep their shit in working order.
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  19. luke duke
    Where did you put the rest of her body?
  20. luke duke
    I believe that reservations open up on Jan 1 and sell out immediately.
  21. luke duke
    I need to find a photo booth app for an event. I already have all of the hardware. Does anyone have an app that they like? All of the review sites appear to be bogus paid reviews, so they aren’t helpful. Cost shouldn’t be an issue.
  22. luke duke
    File Name 20210826.xls
  23. luke duke
    Who do you think? #ROFLBOXED
  24. luke duke
    I think you qualify as an Oklahoma millionaire.
  25. luke duke
    Throw the machine in the trash. Tell your wife you lent it out to some guy that you hardly see. Put something useful in its place in the pantry. She’ll forget all about it.

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