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luke duke

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  1. A couple of years ago the Cub Scout troop let the Girl Scouts participate. My two daughters took 1st and 2nd place. The Girl Scouts weren’t invited back the following year.
  2. Cross-posting for more traffic... Klose pit for sale. 20x40 plus 20x20 upright. No HDMI ports. I have 3 Klose pits, so I’m getting rid of one. Straight cash homie.
  3. I feel that Mrs Mooseoutfront is a lot classier than that. She probably uses one of these:
  4. Do you have a fuck tent for when you want to spice things up?
  5. The Gomer pile of logs has fallen more than once.
  6. Which one in Dallas?
  7. Maybe Roman was on to something. I wonder where “naoch” ranks.
  8. Thank you, thank you. Please think about me every time you take a shit. I keep one of these in my travel bag and one in my travel trailer. If your faucet is beyond arm’s reach of the shitter you’ll need to have a water bottle handy to refill. Brondell GS-70BLK GoSpa Travel Bidet, Midnight https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B09BBGR1JZ/
  9. I’m not sure that my dog would enjoy this, but I’m pretty sure that South Austin’s mom would.
  10. Not sure if this belongs here or in the Holy Shit thread
  11. To be fair MIA typed it on his phone.
  12. I got married so I’d always have someone to go to Costco for me.
  13. Klose pit for sale. 20x40 plus 20x20 upright. No HDMI ports. I have 3 Klose pits, so I’m getting rid of one. Straight cash homie.
  14. Ever heard of a breakfast taco?
  15. Mr. Shit Head?
  16. How does the counter handle that length?
  17. https://deadline.com/2022/01/louie-anderson-dead-obituary-comedian-baskets-family-feud-emmy-winner-1234917040/
  18. I get a text message every time my Ecobee thermostat is manually changed. You should be able do it with a Nest too. Visit http://www.ifttt.com/
  19. Lott is still a speed trap.
  20. Yes, with boobs and everything.
  21. So Liberace worked better for you?
  22. What’s the big deal? The inside of Mark Mangino’s toilet sees that every day.
  23. Reheated some leftover rice and beans, fried a corn tortilla, threw a grilled slice of ham on top, a couple of over easy eggs, ranchero sauce and avocado.
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