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luke duke

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  1. Average poster in this thread
  2. Wait to slice if you can. A 40qt cooler should be able to hold 20lbs of meat.
  3. I was a valet there in 99-00. It was great and I got an employee discount. Always a great place to take a date.
  4. There are easier ways to never get laid.
  5. FIFY
  6. Tailgating, bidets, pool and laying pipe
  7. Is she banging the whipped cream bikini chick too?
  8. No. Kris Clack signed it and maybe Rod Babers.
  9. Bring the arm so Vince can sign it.
  10. There should be zero game threads. Put down your phone and watch the fucking game.
  11. You accidentally got some tomato on your pepper.
  12. Fuck you
  13. That may be the worst tie job that I’ve ever seen.
  14. Go even lower than 250 if you have the time.
  15. My in-laws tore down their perfectly good house earlier this year, so now they’re living in the 1br barndominium while the new house is under construction. MIL still insisted on hosting Christmas. I offered to host 3 different times. No luck. So I get to spend Christmas in a barn and travel trailer. MIL will spend the whole time bitching about how small the kitchen is. I made the mistake of asking if they even had a Christmas tree. Of course the answer was no. Now my wife wants to take our tree with us. That ain’t happening.
  16. JMueller when it opened
  17. I was a valet in college. We didn’t get a cent from the fee. Hotels may be different. I only worked at restaurants. I’d say that today $5-10 is a solid tip. Not enough to remember you the next time, for either good or bad reasons. The high-rollers tipped $20 in the late 90’s, so that’s probably $50 today.
  18. Black olives don’t belong anywhere near burritos/enchiladas.
  19. My wife used to get so stressed about laundry. So I told the kids they were now responsible for washing and folding their clothes. My wife looked at me like I told them to jump off of a cliff and start flying. They’ve been doing it ever since and my wife has created other things to be stressed about.
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