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luke duke

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  1. Probably tree fiddy at today’s prices.
  2. If you have to find a satellite image, mark it up in MS Paint and write a 5 paragraph explanation, then your post belongs in the “Stupid Shit That ROFLBOX Did” thread.
  3. That was my wife. I was in a meeting and my wife started blowing up my phone. I stepped out of the meeting and called her. Wife - I ran over a cone and now it’s dragging under the car and everyone is staring at me. Me - Drive up on a curb and pull it out. Wife - Ok I step back in the meeting and remember that she was driving my truck. I was trying to figure out how it was possible to get a cone stuck under a truck with a 4” lift when I got the following text message and picture:
  4. Or perhaps the your grandmother is the lady with the musty pelt that [mention=1205]Armybrat[/mention] is always reminiscing about.
  5. Get your hands on an infrared camera
  6. Just keep a bag of seed on it if you’re worried.
  7. I hope that you have an ample supply of antibiotics. You’re going to need it after visiting Paco.
  8. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
  9. Except the zero sexytime part.
  10. [noCR] [/noCR]
  11. No new pic, but we’re up to one doctor visit, one cortisone injection, three prescriptions, four days of bitching and zero sexytime.
  12. I already got her some of that. Fortunately she isn’t blaming me, yet.
  13. Wife: I cleared out the vines in the backyard by your wood pile. Me: There’s a reason that I haven’t touched it. That’s poison ivy. Wife: No it isn’t, I know what poison ivy looks like. Me: OK 2 days later:
  14. Ask him to drop off some new plates next time.
  15. Not the first time he’s been told that.
  16. You may need an upsized gas line to support a large tankless water heater.
  17. I love what you’ve done with the place.
  18. The party can start.
  19. Just send the wife, you can stay in Ft Worth.
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