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luke duke

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  1. http://leeharveys.com/ It's time to revive this tradition after a year off. The first folks typically arrive around 5 and stay until their wives make them return home. The food is good and the drinks are cold. Rumor has it that our aggy leader @immamac is going to cover the first $750 of the bar tab, so show up early before @mdmost wastes it on 30 buckets of Truly's.
  2. Cheap motherfuckers who don’t keep their shit in working order.
  3. Where did you put the rest of her body?
  4. I believe that reservations open up on Jan 1 and sell out immediately.
  5. I need to find a photo booth app for an event. I already have all of the hardware. Does anyone have an app that they like? All of the review sites appear to be bogus paid reviews, so they aren’t helpful. Cost shouldn’t be an issue.
  6. File Name 20210826.xls
  7. I think you qualify as an Oklahoma millionaire.
  8. Throw the machine in the trash. Tell your wife you lent it out to some guy that you hardly see. Put something useful in its place in the pantry. She’ll forget all about it.
  9. Do they also sell TP for my bunghole?
  10. Double up Ina Gardten’s Beef Bourguignon recipe. https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/beef-bourguignon-recipe-1942045
  11. FIFY
  12. Why would anyone put their purse in the sink? It’s also missing the round bar of soap that’s normally in there.
  13. ROFLBOX, do you ever have a normal vehicle experience?
  14. Small world. R & T live down the street from me
  15. Last slice of breakfast pizza that I made this morning. -Homemade crust -Cream gravy -Cheese -Tots -Bacon -Sausage -More cheese -Hot sauce (not shown)
  16. You sound like an asshole.
  17. I’ve seen how that scene ends. Needs a Brazzers logo.
  18. What kind of moron chooses to spend his weekend in Brenham?
  19. Now that you’ve experienced both you can cancel your trip! How’s that for saving some money!
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