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luke duke

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  1. You probably could have still gotten the marriage annulled at that point.
  2. No bullshit involved… Passing through the panhandle coming back from Colorado and I am doing 73 in a 55. Just prior to getting pulled over my friend is giving me shit for not catching any fish when he (25’ over from me) caught 2 limits. I get pulled over by female DPS officer, friend starts laughing his ass off, cop hears it as she approaches and asks what’s so funny. I tell her that my asshole friend is laughing about my shitty luck fishing along with my shitty luck with the cops. She gives me a warning.
  3. I was there the day before this happened. We weren’t stupid enough to stand next to a wall of ice in the summer.
  4. Your second mistake was trying to respond to her question. Your first mistake was marrying her.
  5. Someone in the Deep Eddy marketing department has a sense of humor.
  6. Going to Costco for gas is like shopping at Walmart. It isn’t worth the hassle to save a few cents.
  7. I didn’t know that Clayton Williams had a car wash.
  8. I think you eat more BBQ than Daniel Vaughn does.
  9. I really enjoy seeing lowered dualies.
  10. You’re trying to give a random guy off of the internet access to your house while you’re on vacation? Sign me up!
  11. I thought The Derel was the worst.
  12. Only $367.5K/mo. That leaves me plenty of money for jet fuel.
  13. Ok, Larry.
  14. Sorry, my baby batter ain’t cheap. https://nypost.com/2019/05/03/sperm-is-the-hot-new-wrinkle-treatment-celebrity-facialist/
  15. Sure took you a while to graduate. Must have gotten a bit awkward when you were older than your teachers.
  16. A lump sum payment to relinquish rights has also been known to work.
  17. I’m assuming that bio-mom doesn’t pay child support. If that’s the case, Dad should let her know that she can relinquish parental rights and keep it that way.
  18. Perhaps you can coerce a sugar baby to make the trip with you. Plenty of roadhead opportunities.
  19. John Mueller Meat Company
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