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  1. luke duke
    Too bad he doesn’t know any.
  2. luke duke
    How’s next year’s varsity cheerleading squad looking?
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    Wine

    luke duke replied to Hollywood's topic in Food and Travel

    Don’t forget the A1 for the steaks and a couple of ice cubes to put in the wine! I’m jealous.
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    It charges it to 80% immediately and then slow charges it to 100%. It’s supposed to be better for the battery. This only for overnight charges. If you randomly charge it in the middle of the day it will fully charge.
  6. luke duke
    Disable it
  7. luke duke
    Did they also call you a Cool Arrow?
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    The rivets on the plate really tie the meal together.
  10. luke duke
    Correct. The heat isn't the main issue. The terrible placement is.
  11. luke duke
    Thank you for your service.
  12. luke duke
    I never realized that you’re a lesbian. Only two women could make this happen.
  13. luke duke
    I’m sure it started when some rich English Lord owned some land that he forgot that he owned and the local peasants started farming it. Rich guy remembers that he owned it 20 years later, he tries to kick the poor people off, local judge gives the land to poor people, ???, profit.
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    @4HEany suggestions on a place to get a 2nd Moderno shot. I can’t make my original 3/14 appointment at CVS and rescheduling has been impossible so far. I’m in Dallas and I’m willing to drive a couple of hours. I’m also probably going to be in the Odessa area at the end of next week or the week after.
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    Clean up time should be about 1am.
  16. luke duke
    My defroster doesn’t get warm enough to melt a credit card.
  17. luke duke
    They definitely need a dog that pisses all over the RV.
  18. luke duke
    https://www.cvs.com/immunizations/covid-19-vaccine
  19. luke duke
    I would have laughed harder if it wasn’t so true.
  20. luke duke
    Like Vic’s bed frame at the end of a date.
  21. luke duke
    #fucktent
  22. luke duke
    Should have checked the meter for flow after things thawed out.
  23. luke duke
    The darker the grass, the sweeter the juice?
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    DICKBUTT

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