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luke duke

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  1. Might I suggest cleaning the bird shit off of the table before serving your guests?
  2. @bigcigar https://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/for/d/denton-klose-custom-bbq-smoker/7329119432.html
  3. Bluetooth is the way to go. Get a cheap Amazon tablet or an old cell phone to play your music so you can go in and out of your house without losing the signal.
  4. Don’t be cheap. Get the good one. https://www.kitchenaid.com/countertop-appliances/commercial-products/commercial-stand-mixers/p.nsf-certified-commercial-series-8-qt-bowl-lift-stand-mixer.ksm8990dp.html?
  5. Ask your husband to get you an o-ring from the kit he should have in the garage. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R154Q38/
  6. People who are too poor to have a controller that takes care of this automatically.
  7. Wait! I’ve got a coupon for that.
  8. Didn’t PO1D ever teach you anything? You have to order in Spanish to unlock the secret menu.
  9. (South Austin’s) Mom?
  10. Is this code for giving granny a cream pie?
  11. Is this code for giving granny a cream pie?
  12. Hey asshole, I drink Miller Lite!
  13. Hide a Playboy in the woods near the campsite. He’ll want to go back every weekend. Finding porn in the woods is something that most of today’s youngsters will never get to experience.
  14. He can still get you all of the pruno that you want.
  15. Museum of Science & History in Chicago
  16. Salt Lick has some nice spaces if you’re willing to spend a few bucks.
  17. You can’t siphon gas from a modern car like you could with an older one.
  18. You sound poor. Why else would someone set foot inside of a Walmart?
  19. MICTUNING LS083601JL Laser Stereo Rocker Switch Kit, On/Off LED Light, 20A 12V, Blue https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B0129K45ZY/
  20. I’m guessing that he just rested in foil. Helps with a long hold and/or cooler cleanup.
  21. You’re fine dragging a pellet cooker up and down steps, but not carrying a 20 lb propane tank a few feet?
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