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luke duke

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  1. You could put in a Binford 2000 Sybian for the wife.
  2. How many of us worship here?
  3. Yep. You need to dump the contents out and fill it with sugar. Then maybe she’ll think it does a shitty job washing clothes and won’t join the pyramid scheme.
  4. Just invite her in to discuss whatever she wants. She’ll only fall for it once.
  5. tfoolry beat me by 5sec
  6. What kind of regard doesn’t separate the bacon before he puts it in the pan? Never mind.
  7. Please tell me you aren’t in sales.
  8. This is the right move. I’ll eat a lot of stuff that I wouldn’t cook for other people.
  9. They also got mad at him when he chained his bumper to the bike rack.
  10. My sister went to Jr High with a guy like that. He would get in trouble for parking in the teacher’s parking lot all the time.
  11. I’ve made Ina’s recipe a few times. Always outstanding.
  12. Yes, it is usually accompanied by banjo music.
  13. The mini-pumpkins really tie the backyard together.
  14. I buy a new house when the floors get dirty.
  15. I love how we have to convince someone not to eat green meat.
  16. YoU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP Me!!!!
  17. I thought you could have a choice of whatever they are able to whip up in the prison cafeteria.
  18. I went through this same shit trying to adopt a dog. I think it would have been easier to adopt a child. House/yard inspector lady - “Sir, you will have to move that stack of firewood that’s against the fence. A dog could climb on top of it and jump over the fence. What would we do then?” Me - “Call my neighbor and tell him my dog is in his backyard and I’ll be over in a minute.” *tone
  19. Is that a lot?
  20. I thought this was Yoko Ono at first.
  21. I learned this trick from South Austin’s mom. It makes cleanup a breeze.
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