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  1. luke duke
    You have to replace the sump pump every once in a while.
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    Tell your wife that you’ve decided to drop your life insurance. She’s obviously trying to raise your blood pressure to heart attack/aneurysm levels. Perhaps she’ll stop if there’s no financial reward.
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    How much? I don’t know our Costco login.
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    I’ll sell you a smoked breasticle for $50. You have to pick it up in Dallas.
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    Chaites. Can’t you read?
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    Countless strip clubs?
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    McDonalds Clan. Probably Burger King too.
  8. luke duke
    Is that the Trump Train?
  9. luke duke
    That’s very helpful. Thank you.
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    I have a projector that I use in the backyard. I use eight JBL Flip 4 speakers for sound. This works fine if it’s just adults, but once a few kids are in the mix, it isn’t enough. Does anyone have any suggestions for an inexpensive solution that would be better?
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    Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.
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    Username checks out
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    Great news!! I just found out that we won’t be visiting the in-laws this Thanksgiving. No boxed mashed potatoes and cans green beans this year.
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    So much wrong with this post.
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    Baptist’s created this “law” so they could have some deniability if they ran in to a fellow member of their congregation in the parking lot.
  17. luke duke
    I like this
  18. luke duke
    It sounds like you are disappointed with the lack of sexual harassment.
  19. luke duke
    How much for the padded headboard? It might help with the wife’s headaches.
  20. luke duke
    Get one of these and report back. https://www.dryagerusa.com/
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    @Steel Shank Here’s some spank bank material for you.
  23. luke duke
    There is a mother at my kids school and I would guess that her measurements are 36B-45-60. I am simultaneously fascinated and disgusted every time I see her. Unfortunately she is always at the pool. When she’s not at the pool, she’s wearing leggings.
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