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    If stupidity had direct and immediate consequences this country wouldn’t be in the shape that it’s in right now.
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    Does your grandmother know that you stole her plates?
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    I’ve never heard someone refer to testicles as Chucky’s.
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    Cajun nachos.
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    Pfister? I don’t even know her.
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    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F1G9FHL
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    Sorry about your small penis.
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    Hi
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    katyagnor@hornfans.com
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    They were actually pin worms.
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    How long is the warranty?
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    Posted by a right-wing, bible-beater that I used to know. Half of his Facebook posts contain a scripture quote. He has no clue.
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    How long until you own the system?
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    Well your mom ate the rice out of my asshole for breakfast this morning.
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    That reminds me... my kid’s birthday is coming up.
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    Some of my wife’s family lives in a shitty town that probably wouldn’t exist anymore if it weren’t in the interstate. Her uncle is a truck driver, aunt hasn’t worked in 20+ years, two kids work a week or two every few months at the Stop & Rob. I’m pretty sure there’s some government assistance involved and all they do is bitch on Facebook about them stoopid liburls or whatever small town drama is going on at the moment. They have absolutely no desire to improve their situation in life.
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    Time to run the self-cleaning cycle
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    You talk funny and your shits all retarded
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    Placenta?
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    It needs to cool a bit before it goes in the cooler.
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    That’s not how it works.
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    .
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    The real question is why do you have 10k photos? Are you a Japanese tourist or ROFLBOX?

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