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luke duke

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  1. The hotter you cook the higher the “done” temp tends to be.
  2. My kids are stupid too.
  3. Give her number to Jerry Jones. The Cowboys need some O-line help.
  4. https://www.thermoworks.com/shop/products/Cooking-Alarms Get the Dot or ChefAlarm
  5. How else are you going to play Duck Hunt?
  6. @NeverMarryAStripper’s real name is George?
  7. But do you get to have unlimited buttseks like you would in prison?
  8. I hope all of you think of me every time you take a shit.
  9. I laughed more at this picture than I did during the entire Kevin Hart comedy special on Netflix.
  10. They made a re-enactment.
  11. You probably don’t want to click on this link at work. https://barrytributepage.com/
  12. You have to replace the sump pump every once in a while.
  13. Tell your wife that you’ve decided to drop your life insurance. She’s obviously trying to raise your blood pressure to heart attack/aneurysm levels. Perhaps she’ll stop if there’s no financial reward.
  14. How much? I don’t know our Costco login.
  15. I’ll sell you a smoked breasticle for $50. You have to pick it up in Dallas.
  16. Chaites. Can’t you read?
  17. Countless strip clubs?
  18. McDonalds Clan. Probably Burger King too.
  19. Is that the Trump Train?
  20. That’s very helpful. Thank you.
  21. I have a projector that I use in the backyard. I use eight JBL Flip 4 speakers for sound. This works fine if it’s just adults, but once a few kids are in the mix, it isn’t enough. Does anyone have any suggestions for an inexpensive solution that would be better?
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