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luke duke

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  1. Sorry about your small penis.
  2. Well it is a form of birth control.
  3. I can’t imagine how small one’s penis must be to have this display their front yard.
  4. I probably know a bunch of your neighbors. I used to work at CP.
  5. I strong drink would have the same effect.
  6. That’s my favorite band. You’ve probably never heard of them.
  7. How was the line?
  8. That’s not a pork butt.
  9. Quit flirting and just ask him if he wants to fuck.
  10. I made some a couple of months ago. They turned out pretty good. Round 1 Round 2
  11. I predict a lot of wedgies in his future.
  12. How much does she charge? Asking for a friend.
  13. I put a snorkel on my Monterro. I can drive through anything.
  14. I prefer the ambiance of the shitter.
  15. I had no clue there was a construction site equivalent to a lot lizard. Do they conduct their business in the port-a-potty instead of a truck cab?
  16. Poultry skin does not like low temps.
  17. Anyone have a streaming link that you can PM me?
  18. FIFY
  19. Vic would go bankrupt at that rate. I think he pays $0.19/lb for his heifers.
  20. Costco sells the sliced ones.
  21. I like following the social media accounts of attractive, big breasted women.
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