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luke duke

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  1. They were actually pin worms.
  2. How long is the warranty?
  3. Posted by a right-wing, bible-beater that I used to know. Half of his Facebook posts contain a scripture quote. He has no clue.
  4. How long until you own the system?
  5. Well your mom ate the rice out of my asshole for breakfast this morning.
  6. That reminds me... my kid’s birthday is coming up.
  7. Some of my wife’s family lives in a shitty town that probably wouldn’t exist anymore if it weren’t in the interstate. Her uncle is a truck driver, aunt hasn’t worked in 20+ years, two kids work a week or two every few months at the Stop & Rob. I’m pretty sure there’s some government assistance involved and all they do is bitch on Facebook about them stoopid liburls or whatever small town drama is going on at the moment. They have absolutely no desire to improve their situation in life.
  8. Time to run the self-cleaning cycle
  9. You talk funny and your shits all retarded
  10. Placenta?
  11. It needs to cool a bit before it goes in the cooler.
  12. That’s not how it works.
  13. The real question is why do you have 10k photos? Are you a Japanese tourist or ROFLBOX?
  14. 10%? What kind of halfass operation are you running?
  15. Quit pretending that you aren’t going to eat it all tonight.
  16. F that. 1. Buy another RV 2. Continue trip 3. Hit another overpass at end of trip 4. ???? 5. Profit
  17. Chad Briscoe never mentioned a female cousin
  18. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
  19. Has anyone been tubing in the New Braunfels area since the COVID restrictions went into effect? Any tips? Which outfitters have adapted best (or worst)?
  20. Still happy with Griddy Use this link and we both get $50 http://ssqt.co/medZvPZ
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