Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

luke duke

Legacy Members
  • Joined

Everything posted by luke duke

  1. Sorry about your small penis.
  2. Hi
  3. They were actually pin worms.
  4. How long is the warranty?
  5. Posted by a right-wing, bible-beater that I used to know. Half of his Facebook posts contain a scripture quote. He has no clue.
  6. How long until you own the system?
  7. Well your mom ate the rice out of my asshole for breakfast this morning.
  8. That reminds me... my kid’s birthday is coming up.
  9. Some of my wife’s family lives in a shitty town that probably wouldn’t exist anymore if it weren’t in the interstate. Her uncle is a truck driver, aunt hasn’t worked in 20+ years, two kids work a week or two every few months at the Stop & Rob. I’m pretty sure there’s some government assistance involved and all they do is bitch on Facebook about them stoopid liburls or whatever small town drama is going on at the moment. They have absolutely no desire to improve their situation in life.
  10. Time to run the self-cleaning cycle
  11. You talk funny and your shits all retarded
  12. It needs to cool a bit before it goes in the cooler.
  13. The real question is why do you have 10k photos? Are you a Japanese tourist or ROFLBOX?
  14. 10%? What kind of halfass operation are you running?
  15. Quit pretending that you aren’t going to eat it all tonight.
  16. F that. 1. Buy another RV 2. Continue trip 3. Hit another overpass at end of trip 4. ???? 5. Profit
  17. Chad Briscoe never mentioned a female cousin
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.