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luke duke

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  1. They’re brown. Of course they are. Amirite?
  2. I purposely ignore anything my wife says to me from another room.
  3. They’re going to get back to double teaming your MIL when you drive off.
  4. I just bought two Angus briskets at Kroger for $1.67/lb.
  5. This xEleventyBillion My nephew graduated from Allen yesterday and I didn’t have to go. I guess that I wouldn’t have gone anyway since 2 nieces graduated from UT yesterday also. I didn’t have to go to any of them. Win, win, win.
  6. Tea without sugar is just brown water. Tea with sugar is just sweet brown water. I’ll take a glass of ice water over either any day.
  7. Can she pull a plow?
  8. It was a Blazer not a Tahoe.
  9. $5K to $100K in two days? You’ll be in a $1MM Prevost by Memorial Day at this rate.
  10. That guy gives the best blow jobs.
  11. Visit this forum: https://www.rv.net/forum/ Beware that the general consensus in that forum is that you need a Peterbilt to tow anything larger than a popup or your family is going to die in a huge fireball and take out half of the interstate with it.
  12. I took a few Tableau training courses a few years ago an created a useful workbook. Then I forgot everything I learned. Fast forward 2 years and now I’d like to update the data without fucking up the file. The updated data has the same column names. Help.
  13. From Vic. He recommends pairing it with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
  14. Search ABCCANOPY on Amazon.
  15. TC breakfast tacos are horrible. I can’t think of a worse fast food breakfast item that I’ve ever ordered.
  16. Get one of these if you want to cheat. https://superpeel.com/
  17. Sounds like you’re not being hard enough on the wife.
  18. Is this the Houston Surly Happy Hour?
  19. Karen hates brown people.
  20. Osso Bucco Doesn’t look like 6 lbs of veal shanks Because it’s in the biggest Staub they make Served with polenta. Awesome as always.
  21. Now that you’ve got it out of your system, don’t do it again.
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