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  1. luke duke
    May your salet get tossed like a midget at a bachelor party.
  2. luke duke
    Welcome to the club. Enjoy your clean butthole.
  3. luke duke
    She’s a Sales Professional
  4. luke duke
    This is the kind that I had as well. It definitely tastes better than the off brand described above.
  5. luke duke
    Yes. I wouldn’t exactly be upset if there were a drive-by shooting at any bar that’s still open.
  6. luke duke
    Will you take $300?
  7. luke duke
    My wife laughed at me when I bought one of these a couple of months ago.
  8. luke duke
    Yes
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  10. luke duke
    One isn't too bad, but it isn't something that you would drink all night.
  11. luke duke
    The same website suggests cooking steaks to 145*F. You keep throwing away brisket and eating well done steaks. https://www.foodsafety.gov/food-safety-charts/safe-minimum-cooking-temperature
  12. luke duke
    I’ve had mine for several months. Works great.
  13. luke duke
    A smoked brisket will easily keep for 2 weeks in the fridge.
  14. luke duke
    Bang Bus?
  15. luke duke
    You should go this route. "Looking for for high school boy who wants to earn $50. Must have reliable transportation. Reasonable trades considered." What could go wrong?
  16. luke duke
    You would think that someone who manufactures and sells internets could figure this out.
  17. luke duke
    Looks like a great way to get shit all over your balls.
  18. luke duke
    Nahm?
  19. luke duke
    I'm OK with price gouging during emergency situations: 1. It would teach people to prepare for things in advance. The more people who are prepared, the better off everyone is. 2. It prevents hoarding. If toilet paper cost 10x the normal price, I would only buy the smallest package available, if I were in need, and not five 95 roll mega packs from Costco. 3. It ensures that items are available to those who absolutely need/want them, even if its at a premium price. There's people all over my Nextdoor feed begging for hand sanitizer, disinfecting wipes, etc. because they just had surgery, they're old and scared that won't survive a Coronavirus infection, etc. For an extra $50 they could get some hand sanitizer or N95 masks.
  20. luke duke
    It would also need to include a refrigerator and a TV attachment so there would never be a reason to leave the bathroom.
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  22. luke duke
    Gotta keep the meat warm. You wouldn’t want it to freeze, would you?
  23. luke duke
    For any of you that want to switch to Griddy and make both of us $50. http://ssqt.co/medZvPZ Be aware that the electricity market is a bit volatile in March because a lot of power plants are down for their spring outages.
  24. luke duke
    You’re welcome everyone. Please think of me every time you use your bidet. Please note that I am entitled to 20% of all bidet use fees that you make from your unprepared friends, family and neighbors. PM me for my Venmo.
  25. luke duke

    Getting old sucks

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