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  1. luke duke
    It’s just as easy as getting in and out of your mother.
  2. luke duke
    Weak onion game - 2 stars
  3. luke duke
    Find the frisky nurse and ask for a handjob during the MRI. Tell them that you’ve got really good insurance.
  4. luke duke
    https://abcnews.go.com/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000
  5. luke duke
    Sounds like something a gun nut would say.
  6. luke duke
    [thujone]MSPaint[/thujone]
  7. luke duke
    Black helicopters have an extra blade on their propeller.
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  9. luke duke
    This was my move, except for brown. Nearly 20 years ago I switched to a binder clip. I’m still using the original clip. I took the clip from work. Wallet costs this millennium = $0.
  10. luke duke
    It means that a fat skank drives that jeep.
  11. luke duke
    It’s completely asinine. I’ve spent the last couple of years managing some infrastructure growth projects up there. It’s a great place to go if you hate trees and like 40’ wide lots.
  12. luke duke
    This is an excellent idea. This will ensure that there’s nothing left in the estate and he won’t have to bother looking for Jim Bob.
  13. luke duke
    You fucked up by cutting a brisket with that shitty knife.
  14. luke duke
    Did she have to dig it up first?
  15. luke duke
    Nope, only one snapper.
  16. luke duke
    Whatever temp you want https://a.co/d/fMszHsE
  17. luke duke
    You can also get a cheap electric smoker and use it as a warmer.
  18. luke duke
    Let them cool a little bit before you put them in the cooler or you’ll be serving chopped beef sandwiches and tacos for Easter.
  19. luke duke
    Was their lease up? I seem to remember Champ saying a few years ago that they may have a future issue with the landlord when their lease was up. Or I could have just made that conversation up.
  20. luke duke
    Meth labs are.
  21. luke duke
    https://apple.news/A7F5DdM1sTteOpDM_kjvLJA
  22. luke duke
    You’re welcome.
  23. luke duke
    Here’s my knee.
  24. luke duke
    I didn’t see you post in the divorce thread.
  25. luke duke
    Naoch

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