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stork642

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  1. Its funny that they ran off those “fake” blue blood programs. What’s interesting is without the blue bloods around helping to keep things in line this conference has already gone full carny mode. All promotion without the substance and relevancy. Can’t wait for the hotdog eating contest between Joey “Chestnut” McGuire and Dana “Red Bull”Holgorsen at halftime on the 50 yard line at nextyear’s Tech vs UH game. Dana is going to puke allover the Tech logo and they’ll send the bell ringerdude out to clean it up. Majestic.
  2. Its funny that they ran off those “fake” blue blood programs. What’s interesting is without the blue bloods around helping to keep things in line this conference has already gone full carny mode. All promotion without the substance and relevancy. Can’t wait for the hotdog eating contest between Joey “Chestnut” McGuire and Dana “Red Bull” Holgorsen at halftime on the 50 yard line at next year’s Tech vs UH game. Dana is going to puke all over the Tech logo and they’ll send the bell ringer dude out to clean it up. Majestic.
  3. That NIL probably has some stipulations.
  4. I’m not surprised that those SEC patrons lack fine motor skills. I’m just surprised he would brag about it. PS. Enjoying some JJ Bowman Sib right now.
  5. How many late hits will Ewers take this year. I’m guessing very few if any will be called. These left behind 9 will be head hunting and won’t be held accountable. You can down play it all you want but if they can take out your QB that’s a big fucking deal.
  6. Yormark to B12 refs. Take care of business.
  7. Have you ever been in an old person’s house? The field will feel like a freezer compared to those 80 year olds living room.
  8. He’s looking for a new towel girl.
  9. Wouldn’t they be arguing about whether the dogs are done and Arch would comment that prefers his a little more done. “I prefer mine burnt orange” and Eli shakes his head and walks away.
  10. I don’t always come to the recruiting thread but when I do I channel my 5th grade English teacher. Can we get to the next commit please.
  11. You yourself are broken or you wouldn’t be here.
  12. CR douche bag in the recruiting thread is full offseason fuckery.
  13. I admit you fucked up.
  14. Did they give him a plaque for almost committing at the pool party?
  15. I’m not sure if Sark will succeed at Texas. I think he has a great chance because he’s made good hires and he’s going about building the roster the right way. I do know that the X’s and O’’s don’t matter until you have the Jimmy’s and the Joe’s. I will be surprised if the Texas offense isn’t extremely good this year and if the defense is as good or better than last year this team will win 11 games. Of course injuries at key positions can change that but the depth is getting better. Just my opinion.
  16. Just stay out of the pool. The pond is OK though.
  17. TH era was so bad at the end it made me want to jump out of a perfectly good plane without a parachute. No I’m not MH’s sock.
  18. Not gunna lie I had my dauber down a couple of days ago but today…
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