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stork642

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  1. Herbie calls it a hustle play. I’d call it a cesspool play.
  2. No straight bourbon for me tonight. Just a little bourbon cream in my coffee. It’s not bad at all.
  3. Well. How was it? Gave my BIL a bottle of Blanton’s and he gave me a bottle of Henry McKenna 10yr. Pretty happy with that exchange.
  4. The real twelfth man
  5. This is the off field version of a player faking an injury during a game because they can’t stop the other team. This is a flop pure and simple.
  6. The only reason Herman had this dipshit on staff was because (I’m guessing) he’s the one Herman could call at 3am to come pick him up from some place or situation that would have gotten him fire from UT. He was Herman’s fixer. That’s the only possible explanation for having rooster boy on staff.
  7. Kelly wants Joseph to be part of the faaammmallyyy.
  8. Oh now I feel bad. I was picking on some 15 year old. Be good boy and go to bed. Counting sheep probably won’t help you get to sleep.
  9. If only y’all were as merciful on those poor sheep.
  10. A lot can go wrong with out of state mercenaries. If they don’t start or the team struggles they will portal quickly. Do they sell crab legs in CS? I have a feeling the CS PD is about to get really busy or have to do a lot of looking the other way.
  11. Can someone rehash the specifics of the bet so I can try to figure out who the asshole and fuckface are? Thanks
  12. Clearly he reads Surly Dr Pepper=DP=Double Post.
  13. I know today is a tough day for you Satya. We’re all praying for you.
  14. Sadly, it's true. The uprights are not centered with the SEZ. Don’t worry you’ll hardly notice once it’s full of fans.
  15. Everyone besides Texas. “Thanks for attending this meeting everyone. We need to somehow spin the Ewers commitment in a negative direction”. Satya raises his hand-“I know, I know”.
  16. From the end of the KU game to this is the opposite of the yearly Aggie roller coaster. I’ll eat my 3rd CFS in 10 days tomorrow so this momentum won’t stop.
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