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stork642

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  1. Are you a woodcock expert? Welcome Brenen. .
  2. There is no clearer evidence of just how badly this loss is affecting Fat Sweaty Pussy Pat than him trying to insinuate that using your best player too much to win a game is somehow beneath this him. Total pos.
  3. This was my standard strategery back in my single days.
  4. Is this Joey Freshwater’s sister?
  5. Lincoln Riley uses second harvest beans in his chili.
  6. Did you miss the whole part where she was grinding on his lap? Good luck with a sexual assault claim. Urban clearly did this on purpose to eject from the Jax job. Even he knew he couldn’t fake another medical condition.
  7. The best part is the coach who demands personal accountability from his players blames group of people next door for his strange groping.
  8. He knows it smells like burnt couch. Everything in Columbus does.
  9. After seeing this I’m really shocked he didn’t handle that Zack Smith situation better. Let’s not be so quick to judge who of us can say with a straight face the we haven’t hung out with the grandkids and then immediately go grind on some couch burning strange. We’ve all been there.
  10. Lincoln Riley enjoys the prep for colonoscopies.
  11. Lincoln Riley walks up to strangers and says “would you look at that” over and over.
  12. Lincoln Riley set the fire at the Renesas chip factory.
  13. Lincoln Riley always goes to the middle urinal and asks how everyone’s doing. Lincoln Riley is certain OJ will find the real killer. Lincoln Riley loves hairless cats.
  14. Lincoln Riley’s favorite vacation spot is Wuhan, China.
  15. Lincoln Riley drives a PT Cruiser with the stick family sticker that includes their dogs and cats.
  16. Rattler will play awful and get pulled and the OU backup will come in and keep it close but Horns win.
  17. Some E H Taylor tonight for the Texas win and inevitable Aggie loss.
  18. 🦑🐙👈👆👉👊💩🐙🦑
  19. It’s not his fault. It clearly states on the packaging to call your doctor if your erection last more than 4 hrs.
  20. The Big 12 is still making kissy faces at OU. We know mean old Texas made y’all leave the conference. I was shocked that we didn’t get a phantom holding call in the final drive.
  21. I’m guessing it definitely didn’t help the wife sleep that night. Chernobyl Dutch Oven.
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