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stork642

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Everything posted by stork642

  1. We know the what since you’re so fucking smart please enlighten us to the why.
  2. stork642 replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    OF 1920 tonight to drown my sorrows after today’s game.
  3. Why is it Satya always reminds me of Rod Tidwell's hater brother Tee Pee?
  4. stork642 replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    It was even bigger than that because a score there forces OSU to get more aggressive on their offense which means more passing with Sanders and that would have been an advantage for Texas. That pick 6 was the play of the game but unfortunately not the good kind.
  5. stork642 replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    Casey is supposed to be the veteran leader on this offense. He’s making catastrophic bad decisions. That’s not acceptable from a veteran player. Time to go with the younger higher ceiling player and see if he can grow into the role.
  6. stork642 replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    That pick 6 was just unforgivable. Damn.
  7. stork642 replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    On that 4th down Brewer is just standing there wide open and Casey mast makes bad decision after bad decision.
  8. stork642 replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    Casey played horrible.
  9. What a horrible game by Casey.
  10. Since less than 2% of these semi pro athletes will actually make it pro it’s probably best that they still get an education.
  11. stork642 replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    For you single guys out there this is your snapshot into married life. You’ve been warned.
  12. Wow. That’s pretty specific. That can only apply to almost all of our OL targets. Let’s try to guess who he’s talking about.
  13. To better I understand Satya let me tell you the story about the scorpion and the frog.
  14. stork642 replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    Refs really threw OU a lifeline in the beginning of the game the 3rd and long when the receiver ran out of bounds is not surprising at all.
  15. stork642 replied to Fastbreak's topic in Football
    This thread is rock bottom. Damn.
  16. Tell us you just took a job working for Jerry Jones with out telling us you took a job working for Jerry Jones.
  17. Didn’t you know that Aggie has a 10 yr head start. We’ll never catch those sly bastards. I’m thinking like an Aggie now bear with me. If Texas wins the secsec before colley it’s because the league was so watered down by adding Texas & OU. Aggie logic is both mysterious and perfectly simple.
  18. Are you a woodcock expert? Welcome Brenen. .
  19. There is no clearer evidence of just how badly this loss is affecting Fat Sweaty Pussy Pat than him trying to insinuate that using your best player too much to win a game is somehow beneath this him. Total pos.
  20. Headline should have been An Ass Grabbed Some Ass.
  21. This was my standard strategery back in my single days.
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