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Everything posted by stork642
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That ain't Shelley, Urban...
The best part is the coach who demands personal accountability from his players blames group of people next door for his strange groping.
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That ain't Shelley, Urban...
He knows it smells like burnt couch. Everything in Columbus does.
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That ain't Shelley, Urban...
After seeing this I’m really shocked he didn’t handle that Zack Smith situation better. Let’s not be so quick to judge who of us can say with a straight face the we haven’t hung out with the grandkids and then immediately go grind on some couch burning strange. We’ve all been there.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
We need to start recruiting players that don’t have uncles.
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
Lincoln Riley enjoys the prep for colonoscopies.
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
Lincoln Riley walks up to strangers and says “would you look at that” over and over.
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
Lincoln Riley set the fire at the Renesas chip factory.
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
Lincoln Riley always goes to the middle urinal and asks how everyone’s doing. Lincoln Riley is certain OJ will find the real killer. Lincoln Riley loves hairless cats.
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
Lincoln Riley’s favorite vacation spot is Wuhan, China.
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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.
Lincoln Riley drives a PT Cruiser with the stick family sticker that includes their dogs and cats.
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Texas opens as a 3 point underdog v Oklahoma
Rattler will play awful and get pulled and the OU backup will come in and keep it close but Horns win.
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Bourbon
Some E H Taylor tonight for the Texas win and inevitable Aggie loss.
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That ain't Shelley, Urban...
🦑🐙👈👆👉👊💩🐙🦑
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That ain't Shelley, Urban...
It’s not his fault. It clearly states on the packaging to call your doctor if your erection last more than 4 hrs.
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Fuck Big 12 refs
The Big 12 is still making kissy faces at OU. We know mean old Texas made y’all leave the conference. I was shocked that we didn’t get a phantom holding call in the final drive.
- Fuck Big 12 refs
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I’m guessing it definitely didn’t help the wife sleep that night. Chernobyl Dutch Oven.
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Bourbon
I had a pretty good day. Stop by one of my regular stores that will call me for allocated stuff from time to time. Last time I was in there I hadn’t gotten a call but stopped in just to look. The girl working was talking to a guy that got called and went to the back and brought him a SP 350 ml Blanton’s. I asked her if there were anymore and she went back and brought one to me. Today I was just looking again and she walked up to me and asked if I was looking for anything specific. I said I’m always looking for more difficult to find stuff. I thought she was just being nice. She walks to the back and comes back out and says she can’t tell me what is back there but if I guess she can go get it. I’ve been looking for Weller 12 and Weller FP so I mentioned those and she said nope so I asked if they had any Henry McKenna 10 and she went back to look and then walked out with.... I nearly shit myself. I should probably go buy a lotto ticket.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Good at crime just bad at getting away with it. If that doesn’t screen OU I don’t know what does.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You would think but also wouldn’t high school football players want to play high school football?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Love Dicker? NTTAWWT
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
- Texas/ou 11am on ABC
While you guys are arguing about later start times Sark has his guys practicing in the morning and he thinks 11 am kicks are an advantage for UT. He’s clearly a chess player.- West Virginia @ Oklahoma
UT wants OU undefeated before they hand them their first loss.- [Game Thread] Texas vs. Tceh Gamethread - 11am on ABC
Deserves got nothin to do with it. - Texas/ou 11am on ABC
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