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stork642

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  1. I had no idea Jesus was on the team. No way we lose!!
  2. Satya wins the lotto and immediately becomes enraged when thinking about the troubles of past winners. Declines money and then posts on Surly we never win anything.
  3. Is Bijan not playing because that would be the only way Texas loses. I predict Bijan will have 150 on the ground and 100 thru the air. It is known.
  4. Stroud is about to get yanked. No wonder why they overpaid for Ewers.
  5. SiriusXM espn is really pushing the LaLa upset narrative but I don’t think they really believe it. After Texas wins they will push the Texas is back narrative. So predictable.
  6. So Herman was Mensa smart but too stubborn to make rational decisions. Seriously devalues the whole I’m smarter than everyone else thing. I’ll take the coach that can make timely in game decisions not some dork that quotes Of Mice and Men during his press conference.
  7. All I can say is...damn.
  8. T-shirt fan here. But then I have an accounting degree and have never worked in the field. I’m all over the place. A high school friend played at Texas in the early 90s and have been Hooked as a fan ever since. Drives my Aggie wife absolutely fucking nuts. Quite satisfying really. And before you ask no I do not make as much money as a nurse but very few do.
  9. Well I probably didn’t need another ER but I’m not passing on a SBSP.
  10. Well it no surprise at how ridiculous ESPN can be after all they decided to politicize just about every sports story on their sports network. What could go wrong?
  11. I’m in. I definitely don’t see us going all Nebraska in this game therefore Sark wins the opening. Will the giant Sez longhorn glow orange after every win now?
  12. That’s the same carpet as Horseshoe Bay right?
  13. Texas has really good talent and is not coached by potato or arrogant fake Mensa. Easy win.
  14. About the same odds as South Austin’s mom taking a vow of chastity.
  15. Picked up ECBP B521 yesterday. Interested to do a blind against A121. B batch has some mixed reviews.
  16. If he scores the announcer better say Cha Ching or I will be hitting mute. Oops, I think Brando the Clown is doing this first game so it will already be muted.
  17. It’s not 13 but it will do.
  18. That’s great news about the offense but on the other hand what’s going on with the defense? I blame the monkey.
  19. Unless Texas turns the ball over 4+ times it will be an easy win against the Cajuns. I really like Whittington and hope he has a great year but it may be time for him to sign an NIL deal with Waterford Crystal.
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