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stork642

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  1. Texas has really good talent and is not coached by potato or arrogant fake Mensa. Easy win.
  2. About the same odds as South Austin’s mom taking a vow of chastity.
  3. For a second there I thought I had stumbled into Texags.
  4. Picked up ECBP B521 yesterday. Interested to do a blind against A121. B batch has some mixed reviews.
  5. If he scores the announcer better say Cha Ching or I will be hitting mute. Oops, I think Brando the Clown is doing this first game so it will already be muted.
  6. It’s not 13 but it will do.
  7. That’s great news about the offense but on the other hand what’s going on with the defense? I blame the monkey.
  8. Unless Texas turns the ball over 4+ times it will be an easy win against the Cajuns. I really like Whittington and hope he has a great year but it may be time for him to sign an NIL deal with Waterford Crystal.
  9. That’s got lost deposit written all over it.
  10. This is always the case with any good defense from the beginning of time but you do you. Usually you are better at finding more legitimate things to cry about. But I can’t say I’ve ever heard the we have too much experience angle. Should have known that Whittington’s injury would be Satya’s dog whistle.
  11. Ehlinger was playing hurt and that doesn’t change the fact the that Colorado defense was ass my dude.
  12. Well the brisket wasn’t as good as it normally is so that explains why. I totally forgot about their new location. I’ll go by there next week.
  13. If only we could play that Colorado defense 12 times this year all problems would disappear like a fart in the wind.
  14. Bodacious on Mobberly in Longview yesterday. Ribs were fantastic.
  15. Can’t we just pull some dudes off the street like the Oilers used to do. Surely we can find someone who can catch a football.
  16. If you can catch a wrench you can catch a dodge, I mean, football.
  17. Wasn’t Herman’s first play a long TD. That’s always proof of long term success.
  18. I’m just ready for this blind squirrel to find a nut.
  19. Wait, are you seriously telling me that a person doesn’t have to spend their money if they have the wherewithal to do so? It was a tongue planted firmly in cheek comment. I thought that was obvious.
  20. Well the Eyes will definitely be played in DKR and that would probably trigger those little bitches. I’m guessing they won’t be seen anywhere near the stadium on game day.
  21. It’s probably just as easy as adding fake championships to a wall.
  22. He should be able to afford a better boat right?
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