Everything posted by stork642
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2022 RB Jaydon Blue
No way Bijan would ever opt out. I’ll be shocked if Blue stays at Texas 2 years max. Speaks to character and that he’s got people in his ear telling him it’s all about him.
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David Ash is playing Polish Football now
$18k? Did I read that right? That’s only $4k per concussion. David you health is worth more than that. The club scene will be rockin though.
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I lost my mother this weekend.
Sorry for your loss. Moms are very special.
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Bourbon
I would drink the whole bottle and kick the damn door in/down.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
That’s crabs dude. Get to the clinic ASAP!
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Meanwhile, at Chernobyl…
We can’t even have some nice radiation talk with someone posting a pic of a three breasted girl. This is why we can’t have nice things. On second thought if radiation adds an extra boob count me in. Hair is overrated anyway.
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David Ash is playing Polish Football now
That’s a real head scratcher.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Can someone please translate this. Thanks!
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Bourbon
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
I think your magic wand doohickey has been pointed at the wrong team since 2010.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I’m on board with signing Mr Harris yesterday but that makes me think. How many 5* high schooler tear mcls while in high school and still go on to have great college careers? I know that there are perfectly healthy 5*s that don’t pan out but just curious if anyone has any info on the actual numbers.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Do not want....
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Former Hawaii QB Colt Brennan, dead at 37
Fuck China.
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Jake Ehlinger found dead near campus
Most of us have been to College Station but that doesn’t mean we ever made the poor decision to go back and we can speak to the nastiness of that place all we want.
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The Eyes of Texas
Clearly woke band dorks are the most courageous of all the dorks. I for one am so thankful that they are here to correct all past injustices real or perceived. We are lucky to be blessed with these protectors. Also Disney won’t know what hit them once the band dorks hear about the sexual aggression thing.
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Jake Ehlinger found dead near campus
Not sure anything would allow me to handle the loss of my child but this outlook is the only possible way I think I could process such a horrific event. We just get caught up in life and sometimes forget how fragile it is and appreciate the time we have even if it’s short.
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The Eyes of Texas
Facts are irrelevant sir. These courageous young heroes will have their forced pat on the back. Stop trying to bring up logic when it’s so inconvenient to the mission.
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The Eyes of Texas
The woke warriors are always scouring the earth in search of their next conquest. They feed off of virgin blood and anyone who will bend to their will. The rush of adrenaline they get from each victory is intoxicating especially the ones with unfounded false narratives.
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Class of 2022 QB Talk
If Ewers isn’t actively recruiting for Osu that’s a bad sign for them. He clearly loves UT and committed to Herman because of that but when Herman shit himself Ewers probably said to himself I can’t stay with this Herman train. Now he sees Sark is in charge and knows he can do well here. I think he is biding his time before he flips back. I’ll go on record that this flip back to Texas is going to happen. I haven’t been more sure of anything since I predicted Urban to Texas was a done deal. That will be 9.99 no on second thought that will be 10.99. Your welcome.
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Bourbon
This one is a little different because it’s a single barrel.
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
This is good sign. The team will be so damn good that fans won’t want to miss a second of action. Except of course to get an alcoholic beverage. Bathroom breaks will be optional.
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Bourbon
This is damn good for $26. They’ve got a bunch at Spec’s central expressway in Dallas. I think I’m going back tomorrow to get another one.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
What about Stanford? <ducks>
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
There’s always an uncle...with the exact same name as the recruit.