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Agent 13

Certifiably Surly
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  1. I would have gone with Bald Knob for Arkansas. Also, Dick Michigan is the only one worthy of a porn dude name.
  2. Nevermind.
  3. I understand Gurley's logic there but with that much time left I think you take the score.
  4. Now why would I purchase a squallet without the butthole pencil sharpener option not pre-installed? Sounds like a rip off. I'm out.
  5. What is the name of the gulag in that second picture?
  6. I would like one locust cure, please.
  7. As Christmas draws nigh, does anyone want to establish the over/under on how many times the phrase "Frank Sent and Murh" will be mentioned?
  8. Bleach. I have no words.
  9. Yep, they lose money on gamblers all the time.
  10. Did the specify Bevo XV in particular? This info is important for my rebuttal.
  11. Ummm.
  12. I was told that this type of format was impossible for college football. Was I misinformed?
  13. Bronco Mendenhall seems to be doing a good job at Virginia. Surprised his name isn't mentioned anywhere.
  14. Wut?
  15. No. No. No. He's is 100 percent correct. You need to reevaluate every life choice youve ever made. Please come to the correct conclusion for posterity.
  16. Can't. Stop. Watching.
  17. I think the oil situation has pretty much been covered here. Now what about my mattress?
  18. I was at an A&W once that ran out of root beer. Mind blown.
  19. I was not entertained.
  20. Did you just call Texas a joke?
  21. I see the assistant to the traveling secretary doesn't like leaving the state of Texas. Money saved.
  22. Is the dude on the right eating a rat?
  23. Would never shake that dude's hand.
  24. Well done. Well done indeed.
  25. So what does it actually take to become an accredited reporter for an entity? Why can't Surly have someone in the room asking questions? Obviously, said "reporter" would be outfitted in a fedora with an absurdly large camera complete with over-sized flash bulb. He could go by the name "Chick" or something equivalent.
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