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Agent 13

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Agent 13

  1. Agent 13 replied to RPM's topic in Football
    Please get a safety. Please get a safety.
  2. Agent 13 replied to RPM's topic in Football
    And half of Russell Wilson?
  3. I get it now! Hurray for me! Hehehe.
  4. Not so coincidentally, this is exactly how it's listed on the menu.
  5. This Gurley fellow just might have a future playing American football.
  6. Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
  7. That has got to be one dumb broad if she thinks she just got away with an obvious, easily-detected crime.
  8. It seems like somebody would have made a live action Jonny Quest movie by now. And if it ever happens, Race Bannon better be a certified badass.
  9. Kessler trying to get hurt on purpose now.
  10. I would have gone with Bald Knob for Arkansas. Also, Dick Michigan is the only one worthy of a porn dude name.
  11. Agent 13 replied to Machinator's topic in Football
    Nevermind.
  12. Agent 13 replied to Machinator's topic in Football
    I understand Gurley's logic there but with that much time left I think you take the score.
  13. Now why would I purchase a squallet without the butthole pencil sharpener option not pre-installed? Sounds like a rip off. I'm out.
  14. What is the name of the gulag in that second picture?
  15. I would like one locust cure, please.
  16. As Christmas draws nigh, does anyone want to establish the over/under on how many times the phrase "Frank Sent and Murh" will be mentioned?
  17. Yep, they lose money on gamblers all the time.
  18. Did the specify Bevo XV in particular? This info is important for my rebuttal.
  19. Ummm.
  20. I was told that this type of format was impossible for college football. Was I misinformed?
  21. Bronco Mendenhall seems to be doing a good job at Virginia. Surprised his name isn't mentioned anywhere.
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