Everything posted by RockyMountainHighHorn
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WTF and How? Raping a monitor lizard. Yes, a monitor lizard.
Lol I sent this article to a friend last night, I woke up to a “are you fucking kidding me? A Midnight lizard rape text?” I think he was serious. I’m glad I’m not the only one with questions. Surly, where the “wtf?” bar is always higher than yours (and you can ask questions)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
What page is it on in the original thread? Searched and can’t find
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Anyone want to give an update? Think we accomplished a couple more events-France? We are sure getting close, once cali breaks off….
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2022 NFL offseason news thread
Whoa whoa where’s the real tweet?? Schefter?!?
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Dwayne Haskins dead
Whoa did not think he was that young. Irregardless, terrible. So terrible. Love to the family.
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The Outlaws-Amazonian Prime
If there’s a thread for this, my apologies. But this show slid under the radar and it was a great watch. Not only does it basically star Walken (huge fan) but his part reminded me so much of my grandfather, hell even used some of the same sayings. Anyway, definitely a funny show that was written and directed by the tall, dorky Stephen merchant and he’s also in it. I guarantee laughs. The side “drama” is also great and moves the show along but wasn’t the real point of watching it. https://youtu.be/7hxqPxXV27E
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Severance (Apple TV)
This quickly became our favorite show not only is walken the best, but something about this show had us hooked. I will say that the finale was a little bit of a let down, yes what we learned might not have been what I would have guessed but knowing where the cliffhanger would be kinda sucked. Amazing show, wish it got more people watching and talking but we hadn’t been so excited for a show in quite some time. If you haven’t watched, definitely need to.
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Severance (Apple TV)
Whoa whoa whoa what? If this is remotely true I need to go back and watch.
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Global Spring?
I see no one talked about the Twinkie shortage of 2017, that really started it all. Should have seen the signs then. Except dunkaroos came back so it clouded the meek outlook.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: Keep Austin Beard
If you have tried to sell anything on an app lately, you would enjoy the: “I have six bags of floppy cocks for sell”. Gotta love saleing things.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: Keep Austin Beard
I agree with it except it would have to be “their we’re a lot of dicks literally in this bag. But then I gobbled the bag of literal dicks.” It cant be grammaficalley correct to be correct in this context.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: Keep Austin Beard
No, he says, “there literally is a lot of dicks in my bag.”
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2022 Masters - The Return of Tiger
As someone who went from a solid junior/amateur to having swing issues that took too long to correct, it’s extremely difficult to fix a swing when a lot of it is based on timing. All swings are based on timing, yes, but some more than others. And no, I’m not comparing me to Jordan (although I played with and against him multiple times) just pointing out when you start to go for distance which ultimately alters timing, it’s hard to sync it all up. For instance, if you follow George gankas (popular swing coach), you’ll see that a lot of the foundation for his swing fundamentals are based on taking the timing out of swings. I don’t know if a true comeback is in the cards for spieth anymore sadly. Lots going on.
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2022 Masters - The Return of Tiger
I love how when I wake up and read articles I see tons of pundits saying that tiger could shoot in the 60’s today or be around the same score. Then I turn on ESPN and immediately hear “it could be the hardest round in masters history with the wind”. Real great reporting there. This wind just came out of nowhere this morning, no forecast showed this coming?
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I'm An Alcoholic
Oh boy we reached the pink cloud day?! Almost as fun as the 11 month cloud.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Anyone getting in early investment for the movie about the UKa “nerd drone” division that keeps destroying “critical targets”? I’d have to imagine a script is already in production. Revenge of the nerds 2022 reboot?
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Southwurst: Bro Bops Baloney 4x On Flight
Where in the world is cummin San Diego?
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2022 Masters - The Return of Tiger
And to think I sold this years ticket for a year when I thought he would be there. Son of a bitch, should be walking Augusta tomorrow.
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The story of my Unbelievable Rose Bowl Ball
Tl:dr-awesome texas ball at the bottom from the 2006 champ game, father in-law looks like woody harrelson, acts like him too but somehow got to his good side to make a dream come true. *I titled it “story” because it’ll be long, I apologize but it’s Sunday so why not read. In 2005/2006, I was a spry 14 years old and already a diehard longhorn. I remember the cotton bowl against LSU when Roy went off and that was the confirmation I wanted to cheer for the burnt Orange for life. I decided to chase my golf career and wasn’t “Texas good”so never technically went there but convinced my brother years before to go and so I was in Austin a ton during my high school years. During the year, we all know the year, I had a feeling it was the time. During that game itself on the 4th down, I was jumping up and down so much that our giant, not flat screen had broken the stand it was on. One of the best moment for my life as I’m sure many others here. Anyway, fast forward to 2018 and I met the love of my life and also got to meet her father. We got to talking about sports and found out he was a USC fan and once I said I was a longhorn fan, he started to laugh hysterically as I stood in confusion. He goes “shut up and follow” and into the garage we went. He grabbed this box in the corner and out comes this Football that says “2006 National Championship game” with some autos on it and the first one I see, is Vince. Holy hell. Then leinart, then Reggie, then Mack then Pete then…well lendale. I’m sweating, shaking, I’m like this is the holy grail for me. He says, “if you treat my daughter well and marry her, I’ll give it to you.” Im Like whoa that’s a.. “ha im just kidding, I can’t give this away, I won it at this private banquet where only 5 chairs had a note for a ball underneath and I had one of those. No way can I let this go”. I’m like you jackass because he is in a semi-endearing way. Somehow 4 years later I was engaged to his daughter. We had to visit him because, well, of liver issues from years of you know what. It wasn’t looking pretty. After he got out of the hospital, he was still in tons of pain from procedures and just everything but he got out of our sight and we were scurrying to find him. Well, he was in the garage looking at the ball. I approached and he turned and said, “this is just in a box in my garage, I know you will enjoy this more than me. Don’t fuck with my daughter or this ball will not only be in your body but will be way up there. You know how my daughter likes the packers, yeah you know what I mean.” Note taken. Sure it’s not game used but to get a high quality item from the greatest game in history, at least in my and any smart person’s eyes. Not only did I jump up and down during the game, but I did over a decade later when I got it home. I know the recent years have been painful but I wouldn’t change the joy that picking the horns has brought me as well as an item I thought I’d never own. (Also some future heart attacks but that goes unneeded to be said) Hook em! 🤞please work photo🤞
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Texas Basketball 2022-23
Why am I getting confused about the Mitchell’s? Isn’t the freshman 6’7” 200 and therefore a forward, not a guard? Who is the Mitchell that would be a guard, aren’t both forwards?
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2022 NCAA Tournament - First Round
Every few years I get the rare chance of getting to admit I spent one year of my undergrad at St.Peter’s university. To know the difference in facilities between St. Peter’s and Kentucky is absolutely incredible.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
A short story that hopefully isn’t connected to anything soon: grew up in the Midwest, spent my middle school/high school years in Kansas City. I used to play roller and ice hockey on a travel team so we were always around this same group of families as we traveled playing hockey. One of the kids that was one of my better friends had a dad that was a pilot out of Whiteman in Missouri. I guess I thought his dad was a fighter jet pilot because when I was there for a weekend, he took us to show what he flies…a B-2 Bomber. Being 9/10, we were allowed to look in the plane but I remember that still being pretty quick and hush hush. We got to fly the simulator which was fun of course but always wondered about that guy. There were a couple times where he would run out of tournaments or not be there the next day for “missions”. Looking back he could have been having a mistress but 9/11 did happen shortly after so didn’t see him for quite some time. As cool as it was to see those things fly, I sure hope we aren’t using those anytime soon.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
whoever posted that YouTube video of the guy telling the “real, strategic events of the war-unbiased”. Just want to give you a big FUthanku for making me dive into a phone-hole and spend way too much time figuring out what is true and what isn’t and are WE being fed “propaganda” but no way is that possible or is it but what about this and that map. Yeah thank you whoever it was.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I know that video is sadly really nothing new but damn there were some graphic images on it. Was not expecting that.
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2022 Masters Tickets-2 on Tuesday Practice Round
Yes, I know shame on me. I can’t believe I am having to sell them either. Long story short, am selling 2 for the Tuesday practice round. Will have them in hand tomorrow and can meet up in DFW or happy to priority ship. Price currently looks to be around 1250 each but open to offers. I know it’s late but it’s a once in a lifetime…nevermind, you already know!