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  1. Don’t be a pussy rubber. (to Greenspoint)
  2. I’ve heard several “Texas fans” in the last week talk about the bad year Arch had and that they wish Ewers were still here. I immediately knew those were casual fans who read more about the team on Facebook than actually watch the games. Yes, Arch started the year slowly. He was pretty damned good by mid-season. Maybe tune in and watch the games.
  3. And no, we don’t need Mack Brown back. We really don’t need him anywhere near the program. Akina made a big enough mess of the secondary this year, like I said he would.
  4. What we need is for pussy posters to check their tampons and quit bleeding every time something happens that they perceive to be bad. You bled all over the board after Florida because OU was going to murder us. You bled all over the board because A&M was going to murder us. You’re bleeding all over the board because of portal news. Take your emotions out of it. We’re Texas. This version of CFB works in our favor. Keep stacking talent and we’ll continue competing at the highest level. 2025 happened because our staff managed the roster and season like a gaggle of betas. Now is the time to re-stock talent and we have more ammo to do it than anyone else.
  5. If they weren’t spitting on him he was doing better than Prairie View fans. If they weren’t pouring jizz jars on him, he was doing better than the yell boys (but they enjoy it).
  6. Only 8? They’re slipping.
  7. Texas A&M football has played a bunch of division 2 football teams since 2010. Texas football has played 0 division 2 football teams since 2010.
  8. At midnight. Where do you think Baby New Year comes from?
  9. As they were leaving the game early the day after Thanksgiving, I was assured they were still better than us since they were going to the playoffs. Got a few horns down from them. They were mad mad Unfortunately for them, I believe their last win was against Samford. Sounds like a brand of ham or something.
  10. Are we sure they don’t claim wins over us those years on their wall?
  11. Exactly. They never shut the fuck up, no matter what. It’s much better not playing them.
  12. That’s true. The most humble fanbase on the planet. They’ve told me so countless times.
  13. Well, yes. But because of the unbelievable things they continue to do. It is akin to looking at animals through bars at a zoo. And laughing because the monkeys are flinging shit. Again.
  14. There were some when I watched the broadcast of our game. (I was at the game) The truth is that we as a fanbase don’t obsess over them. Yes, I’m aware of this thread. This is an aggregation of observations over many years. This thread exists because they’re atypical.
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