Everything posted by Tex Pete
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
Fuck you.
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Is this the end of shitty bowl games?
I was watching the Pop Tarts Bowl with some of my in-laws. They were all laughing about the gimmicks, but I think it’s great. All the old traditional bowls were stuffy with their blazer-wearing committees. We are past that, particularly for the non-playoff bowls. Make them fun. Give them a marketing edge that people will tune in to watch. I find those games entertaining regardless of the teams on the field because they choose to make them that way. Was it Flavor Flav last year at the Mayo Bowl? That was good stuff. The giant toaster and huge edible Pop Tart cakes? Good stuff. We need more of that.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Nothing a good dose of penicillin won’t clear up.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I believe the gentleman’s agreement also says that now Daddy is in the conference, we can revoke A&M’s membership at any time. We should go ahead and exercise that clause in the agreement and send them to the Big Sky conference. They might even win more games, and they could also claim to win all the games they don’t play against us for the rest of time.
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
His name is on the Deed.
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
I wonder if aggy has made any Tik Toks about their last win? Wasn’t it against a D2 school? Named after a 1970s sitcom?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yeah, that’s it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
OK, buddy. Aggies love them some D2 and seem upset about teasing them about it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Then the aggies should quit bottom feeding. D2 is unbecoming of an SEC school. I realize that’s what makes them feel better. Whoop!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
We know. Aggy loves playing D2 teams. The difference to an FBS team is negligible. They should play neither.
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
Meanwhile, aggy is making Tik Toks of next year.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
If you only count leap years, the years of the appearance of Haley’s Comet, years with solar or lunar eclipses, and years with moon landings, it’s probably almost tied, dummy. I know they play FCS schools. I call them division 2 because I love making aggy correct me that it’s only FCS. But still not FBS, right? Division 2 it is.
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Tax Fraud/Slayer Bowl Virginia vs Missouri
He did look concussed and that’s the rule now. Supposed to be for player safety.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
BYU is Mormon.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They got busted for cheating and put on probation twice in that period. They were paying players.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
We don’t deny that the end of the Mack era to the latter Herman era was the worst period of football in Texas history. No shit we weren’t making the playoffs. At the same time, aggy had their best team in any of their lifetimes, the Covid team that only beat three teams with winning records. Their only success in their history is when they were cheating. They’re a shit program with a regrettable history.
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
Don’t be a pussy rubber. (to Greenspoint)
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
I’ve heard several “Texas fans” in the last week talk about the bad year Arch had and that they wish Ewers were still here. I immediately knew those were casual fans who read more about the team on Facebook than actually watch the games. Yes, Arch started the year slowly. He was pretty damned good by mid-season. Maybe tune in and watch the games.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
And no, we don’t need Mack Brown back. We really don’t need him anywhere near the program. Akina made a big enough mess of the secondary this year, like I said he would.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
What we need is for pussy posters to check their tampons and quit bleeding every time something happens that they perceive to be bad. You bled all over the board after Florida because OU was going to murder us. You bled all over the board because A&M was going to murder us. You’re bleeding all over the board because of portal news. Take your emotions out of it. We’re Texas. This version of CFB works in our favor. Keep stacking talent and we’ll continue competing at the highest level. 2025 happened because our staff managed the roster and season like a gaggle of betas. Now is the time to re-stock talent and we have more ammo to do it than anyone else.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
No.
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Only 8? They’re slipping.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Texas A&M football has played a bunch of division 2 football teams since 2010. Texas football has played 0 division 2 football teams since 2010.
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
At midnight. Where do you think Baby New Year comes from?