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Everything posted by Tex Pete
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
From the inside you can’t explain it. From the outside you can’t understand it.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Poooooooooooor Sooners. Team is so shitty that you haven’t scored a TD on the Longhorns in several years. Enjoy your quick exit from the playoff. Again.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
They are just looking at losses. We are being penalized.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I halfway think they’ll move us back just to crush any hope.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
He finished the regular season without sacrificing games. That’s the best they could have hoped for.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It’s the main reason I think we’ll be left out. We are pretty hated.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Let’s be honest: the committee can and will do whatever the hell they want to and reverse-engineer their explanation.
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Lane has marinated in Oxford. It’s not Baton Rouge, but it’s more similar to Baton Rouge than Los Angeles.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I mean with everything resting on Arch's head. He didn’t ask for all that hype. In fact, he’s done nothing but credit his team and teammates for everything. The media acted like he’d throw for 500 yards out of the gate. He wasn’t quite ready at the beginning of the season. He’s improved a lot. There was a ton more pressure on Arch than on Julian Sayin.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Sure you can. Their team won’t be the same. You can also punish Notre Dame for not playing a legitimate schedule or beating anyone. I don’t believe either of those will happen.
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
LSU’s fanbase is a lot like Auburn’s, just crazy in a different way. Auburn’s expectations are completely unreasonable, and they keep mowing through coaches. LSU is not a blue blood, but they can bring in tons of talent. They just keep interfering too much. Both schools have too many people who want to be in charge Kelly was an awful hire. Kiffin is a much better hire. He’ll be able to fit in much more easily, and they’ll love his trolling. But he’ll be expected to win.
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
It’s Penn State that does that.
- Lane Kiffin to LSU?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Then they had better weigh in.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I meant to ask some aggies around me Friday how much they paid for their tickets and then laugh in their faces, but I forgot. I did tell some of them leaving early that I hoped they paid a lot. They really believed they would win and acted like horses’ asses accordingly.
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Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Yeah, but it was active and entertaining. I go for the football, but they are doing a good job of entertainment beyond just the football. I would rather have a little space (time) for the fans to generate enthusiasm like starting our own Texas Fight chants as Longhorns have done for 100 years without being told to do so by Bob Cole or a DJ. And then of course “Pooooooooor aggies.” The other thing would be not just following a script, which they obviously do, and have the awareness to not have a Mariah Carey song along before a big 4th down stand. But, overall, the environment was an A+. Our players were jacked, and the stadium was rocking. Things are so much better than they were with Steve Patterson, Jetpack Man, and a coach who didn’t know his players’ names. The environment was electric, and even honest aggies would admit so, if there were honest aggies.
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
And announced a decision immediately after his season was over. He didn’t make LSU or Florida fire their coaches in the middle of the season.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I think what the polls did is an indicator of what the CFP will do. They’ll make sure we are unquestionably on the outside looking in. Their words are irrelevant. Things they have said they’d do in the past are irrelevant. They don’t want to have to explain themselves. “You have three losses. Sorry.” Herbstriet showed his hand on Gameday Saturday, too. “Anything can happen in a rivalry game, so that’s all Texas beating A&M was.” We’re the better team. We were the better team last year. We’ll be the better team next year, too.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That would have been incredible. Would they have counted? 😉