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Tex Pete

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  1. He had the lingering smell of cowshit in his nostrils, so BCS was uniquely appealing...until he moved in. Then he realized Tech's campus, flat as it is, is the Mona Lisa to Texas A&M's quadraplegic finger painting on the refrigerator.
  2. I have also been pointing it out. Some people just feel the need to smear on the clown makeup.
  3. I thought he played pretty well by the end of the season. If a person can steal from a charity golf tournament, anything is free.
  4. “The architecture is stunning!”
  5. That, or most everyone thinks Ohio State is just a bunch of obnoxious white trash. Either or.
  6. Something stupid, undoubtedly.
  7. The way that kid handled the recruiting process reminded me of a blander Javonne Shepard or Zack Evans. Not as much of a dick, just a tool. Had bust written all over him.
  8. If there’s one thing we all learned from Derek Warehime…
  9. I can’t tell you how much money I’ve paid Aggies to post online slamming their starter and demanding the backup play. I call my fund “The Potbanger Pot.” Every year, like clockwork, I find hundreds of them willing to take me up on the offer and declare the backup to be the next Heisman winner. Suckers. Been doing it on Texags at least since 1995. Maybe since the 80s. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
  10. Reed is just the next in a long line of aggy QB Heisman winners. Duh.
  11. <Insert flashing envelope gif here.>
  12. I hope you told him not to trifle with you because you frequently verbally spar on shaggy/surly. I also hope you didn't suggest "about tree-fiddy" as the value of anything.
  13. This is the type of inane blather I can get behind.
  14. The whole conversation was a hypothetical. Elon isn't giving us his money. Now, quit being a beating of a poster.
  15. Texas Football. I realize that's not what he said, but again, he's making this some greater commentary on a football recruiting forum. No one gives a shit.
  16. Mack Brown did that and we were paying him. Some of you are a fucking beating. We're just talking about Elon's money and some of y'all make this about a bunch of other shit nobody cares about.
  17. That is about like them counting on their #1 2022 football class this season. Go right ahead, fucktards.
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