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Tex Pete

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  1. Maybe aggy erotica. Got the yell boys tingly.
  2. Well, not sure how close to reality the list is, but he sure seemed to have a really high opinion of himself when he was being recruited from HS. Hope he continues to fall on his face.
  3. Agreed. So let's circulate it far and wide. Those rascally Aggies...
  4. That is just...fucking weird. From a school that fills jizz jars as a ritual and that celebrates their male cheerleaders.
  5. The problem is, they're still broke. They're still paying out the ass for Jimbo and Elko.
  6. It won’t be spring. It will be after their first loss in the fall. During media days, Reed will win the Heisman.
  7. You can see in that evil motherfucker’s beady eyes that he’s conspiring to destroy an unsuspecting brisket somewhere. And he doesn’t feel the least bit bad about it.
  8. It’s the fanbase. They continually demand that whoever they hire acquiesce to whatever crazy whims they have. Elko has no choice. Because they never shut the fuck up. Texas A&M will continue to be who they’ve always been: attracted to shiny things that are meaningless. They want to bring in people they can brag to the world about whether those people can play football or to munch. They’ll get that #1 portal class. And it will suck.
  9. These days, any time I’m in the neighborhood of Collie Station, I keep my eyes open for large structures that could fall unexpectedly.
  10. And Elko could end up with an atomic wedgie. He could end up with his lunch money stolen. His mom could end up with a good rogering when Kiffin spends the night.
  11. Yes, yes. Like you give a wedgie to the kid “just above you.” Like you continually steal the lunch money of a kid “just above you.” Like you regularly spend the night and sneak into the bedroom and give a good fucking to the mom of the kid just above you” because she wants you.
  12. John Sharp is a lifelong tiny-dicked fucktard.
  13. In meant in the sense that they think imma is a shitty person for pulling the plug. It’s bullshit if he has to feel the burden of fronting a bunch of money for something that may not even pay for itself just because he wants us to have a good time before the game. I appreciate that @immamac, but we will survive. You don’t need to stress over it. You bust your ass for our school that you didn’t even attend. I think that awesome.
  14. I assume a lot of people already had trip plans and flights purchased to be other places for Christmas. I’ll be home and able to go to the game, but if I were going to be somewhere else already, I might not change plans to go to the game.
  15. Definitely don’t sweat it. I can’t imagine anyone is disappointed in you. I genuinely get the impression that many people are not sure to do with this game. Even people in my group are having a hard time deciding if they should go to the game or sell their tickets. I think that’s why people didn’t want to commit to the tailgate. It’s not just that it’s close to Christmas, it’s that it’s new and people haven’t set their minds on embracing it or taking advantage of it.
  16. The first sign he would be a bust is that he signed with Texas A&M. You knew then that he was an immature gold chaser.
  17. I’ve had friends work with well-known former Longhorn football stars at fairly menial jobs over the years. Certainly nowhere close to 6 figures. Could those guys have done better? Probably, but it’s a thing.
  18. DBU
  19. Imagine being such a shitty university that you consider drawing tickets for games to be a "tradition." We drew for tickets. I don't remember anyone waxing poetic about it or thinking it was super cool. It mostly sucked. It was a necessary evil. Of course we didn't trademark a name like "Ticket Pull" for it. Let's go to "Ticket Pull" before we go to "Bonfire." We can stop to "Take a Shit" and load up on "Alcoholic Beverages," then hope we can get some "Girls" to hang out with us at "Bonfire." If not, we'll have to resort to "Gloryholes" or "Sheep," like usual. There's gonna be a "Hot Time" in the "Old Town" "Tonight."
  20. Fuck aggy
  21. Not sure what say you think any of us has in the matter.
  22. Pretty sure one of my e-mails said there will be no public sales. They are currently selling any remaining inventory to season ticket holders and LHF donors. I assume it's possible that some returned Clemson inventory will be sold to the public next week.
  23. Nah. Blowhard Billy is a permanent fixture there.
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