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Tex Pete

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  1. Imagine being such a shitty university that you consider drawing tickets for games to be a "tradition." We drew for tickets. I don't remember anyone waxing poetic about it or thinking it was super cool. It mostly sucked. It was a necessary evil. Of course we didn't trademark a name like "Ticket Pull" for it. Let's go to "Ticket Pull" before we go to "Bonfire." We can stop to "Take a Shit" and load up on "Alcoholic Beverages," then hope we can get some "Girls" to hang out with us at "Bonfire." If not, we'll have to resort to "Gloryholes" or "Sheep," like usual. There's gonna be a "Hot Time" in the "Old Town" "Tonight."
  2. Fuck aggy
  3. Not sure what say you think any of us has in the matter.
  4. Pretty sure one of my e-mails said there will be no public sales. They are currently selling any remaining inventory to season ticket holders and LHF donors. I assume it's possible that some returned Clemson inventory will be sold to the public next week.
  5. Nah. Blowhard Billy is a permanent fixture there.
  6. Dont make me throw water bottles.
  7. Dude has the leg equivalents of a Fiddler Crab’s claws. Whole lotta reps.
  8. Plus, Mack is going to seethe over this for years. You know he’s super-pissed right now.
  9. They have to pay a shit ton of money to Jimbo Fisher AND a whole new staff. They’re not exactly flush with cash.
  10. Both sucked, but the outside runs were even more abysmal than the inside runs. It was fucking stupid to waste downs trying to get outside on them.
  11. A&M folks also think the rest of the world is jealous of their traditions.
  12. At the 2018 Sugar Bowl, three or four 20-30 something Georgia fans came and sat in a Texas section (not their seats) just to be dicks and talk shit to Texas fans. It blew up in their faces and I was merciless to them, but they went out of their way to be assholes.
  13. Do you always have to post idiotic things?
  14. I think he did. But he was always mediocre. He just dominated the New Mexico States of the world.
  15. Probably thinking of Demetrious Crownover, Katfid.
  16. 21 of 30 of this epic aggy class are gone. Utter failure. *hat tip to ctj
  17. That’s dumb. This is a completely different tournament than last year’s. And they won today’s game to secure their (automatic) spot with the backup QB.
  18. Somewhere the ghost of Joe Paterno is… Looking at naked pictures of children. Pedo Joe.
  19. We gained more yards running straight ahead than sideways. That’s not saying much.
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