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Tex Pete

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  1. They truly are a trashy fanbase. Tons of inbreds with no direct connection to the school but are loyal because someone in their family once lived in Ohio.
  2. Just like the Ketches of the world. People like him get caught up in metrics and hype and don’t actually analyze the football side well. It’s how Jake Locker and Josh Rosen were going to be the best QBs in NFL history, when anyone who watched them play recognized they had the opposite of the “It factor.”
  3. Sounds like Mack Brown finally got a username. It’s not just Nick Voinis anymore. Noted.
  4. Marcel Reed is a dynamic athlete. Are they going to split him out and do end arounds, reversed, and wide receiver screens? He’s a terrible passer. He doesn’t have the Johnny Manziel backyard football ability. And as to Klatt getting on their bandwagon, I remember when Kirk Herbstriet called them his dark horse in 2005. Reggie McNeal was going to break out while we had VY. Last I checked, Reggie was stealing car steroes (allegedly), Vince was covered in confetti, and the Gameday crew was shitting all over A&M in the car after a game. Aggies insist upon themselves. It’s their oldest turdition. And in the internet age, they do it loudly enough that no one can miss it. But the internet also affords all of us the ability to go back and check their work. They’re the kings of the collapse. They feast on the sisters of the poor. They’re 85 years post-championship. And their other oldest turdition: next year is our year. Battered Aggie Syndrome could just be shortened to “Aggie.” It goes without saying. It’s who and what they are permanently afflicted with. Same as it ever was.
  5. I don’t hate Quinn. He didn’t try to tear the program down when he left. Fuck Mack Brown.
  6. Disclaimer: I am not a medical professional. I think it would be wise for Marcel Reed to see an oncologist. He has a foreign mass in his chest.
  7. Is that a yell leader?
  8. Our media has always been this way. So have many of our fans. My dad (RIP) was a Texas alum, loved the Longhorns, and hated Longhorn fans for this very reason.
  9. Absolutely sucks.
  10. The problem is that they allow their emotions to make their decisions for them. They begin the rollercoaster hill climb before looking to see if there are even tracks on the other side of the hill. They would be wise to hire outside attorneys to review their processes, but if they did that, they wouldn’t be Aggies. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Whoop.
  11. Archie never took a snap at Texas. Advantage: Arch.
  12. Big girls, huh? I have a saying: if her ankles looks like they’ll hold 250, they WILL hold 250!
  13. Craven is a Longhorn. I think he’s trying to straddle the fence. He said he doesn’t think they win 8 games. That’s his conclusion, and he’s not saying they’re going to be good.
  14. Just can’t help yourself, can you? Fuck off
  15. Message Board Geniuses won’t touch this MF’er.
  16. Who only wears them in college? Tons of HSs require them.
  17. You could hear Kurt salivating as he asked Moore to describe Arch’s balls. Nasty motherfucker. Glad he works for the aggies now.
  18. Along with that dumb fuck Javonne Sheppard. A completely self-absorbed shitbag.
  19. Man, I heard that story in the 70s. Not sure how an urban legend like that spread so far in the pre-internet era.
  20. Well, he was working behind the Big 12’s back (and Mike Sherman’s) for a couple of years to make the move and lying about us all the while.
  21. Doering is a true believer. There is no doubt about that.
  22. Yes. He’s a fucking idiot. And he’s an SEC honk who is pissed that we’re disproving all the SEc myths right off the bat. He believed all their bullshit.
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