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Tex Pete

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  1. Texas A&M football has played a bunch of division 2 football teams since 2010. Texas football has played 0 division 2 football teams since 2010.
  2. At midnight. Where do you think Baby New Year comes from?
  3. As they were leaving the game early the day after Thanksgiving, I was assured they were still better than us since they were going to the playoffs. Got a few horns down from them. They were mad mad Unfortunately for them, I believe their last win was against Samford. Sounds like a brand of ham or something.
  4. Are we sure they don’t claim wins over us those years on their wall?
  5. Danimal, if you only look at the time period between 1991 and 1994, reverse the order of the numbers, divide by 7, and find the square root, they’ve won all the games against us. And let’s not even bring 2012-2023 into the picture. They would’ve won all those games. And I heard of a family who had a new baby on December 2. Texas has never beaten A&M in that baby’s lifetime. It’s a competitive series. Stupid sip!
  6. Exactly. They never shut the fuck up, no matter what. It’s much better not playing them.
  7. That’s true. The most humble fanbase on the planet. They’ve told me so countless times.
  8. Well, yes. But because of the unbelievable things they continue to do. It is akin to looking at animals through bars at a zoo. And laughing because the monkeys are flinging shit. Again.
  9. There were some when I watched the broadcast of our game. (I was at the game) The truth is that we as a fanbase don’t obsess over them. Yes, I’m aware of this thread. This is an aggregation of observations over many years. This thread exists because they’re atypical.
  10. I have rarely seen a Longhorn fan do thumbs down. I have NEVER seen a Longhorn fan do thumbs down at a game against anyone other than the aggies.
  11. Who the fuck is that guy? Temu Andrew Santino? He’s never seen his team win anything. His grandfather never saw his team win anything.
  12. It’s like those “I’m going to Aggieland!” fold outs they send to kids who get accepted there. And since they accept anything with a pulse, I’ve seen kids with those among poor tribes in Africa and on the streets of Hoboken. One blew into my yard once, but I called and told John Sharp I was declining their acceptance and threw it in the trash. I have standards.
  13. I would buy one. Hahaha!
  14. I was going to make some Terry Price comment, but I actually felt bad. Just sad.
  15. Adeleye? That dude has always sucked and is a shitty person. Whatever happened to Javonne Shepard, anyway? Didnt Jojo Earle rob a bank or something?
  16. We talking about Elko or Ketch?
  17. A Green Wave. Similar to a Golden Shower, something aggie fans are all too familiar with.
  18. That’s the story with every aggy QB. Turdition.
  19. ‘Tis the season (never made one of these when he was at A&M)
  20. C’mon. Bucky Pullign was decent. He won a lot of games with a team that had a sizable payroll back in the day.
  21. You know, people shit on us and joke about “Texas is back,” but a&m gets more media hype repeatedly for things they never have and never will do than any school I’ve ever seen. I remember when they were Herbstriet’s “dark horse” to win it all one year, when that moron Desmond Howard picked them to make the playoffs, and even this year when some doofuses said they were the best team in America. They have a lot of media dick suckers for a team that hasn’t won shit since FDR was in DC. Texas A&M is not a serious school in athletics or academics. It’s a diploma factory that spends a ton of money to lose in sports.
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