For those going to the game tonight, it’s been over a decade since aggy has played in our house. Remember it’s “A&M sucks” in place of “make ‘em eat shit,” “go Horns go,” or “OU sucks!”
Let your rage flow. Make DKR-TMS a loud, intimidating environment that is inhospitable for the visiting team.
This is for all the games aggy never played that they “would have won.” This is for the players who didn’t get breakfast before the 1999 game, the ones who got phone calls all night long, and the ones who got sick.
This is for all the Longhorn veterans who served this country with distinction and bravery, only to be dismissed by a piece of shit fanbase who claims they sat and sipped tea while real men fought.
This is for all the Longhorn fans who have been treated like shit in College Station, from having their cars keyed, to women getting pummeled for daring step on aggy’s “hallowed “ field that isn’t an actual war memorial, to getting randomly attacked in the stands by psychotic fans with a little brother complex.
This is for all the normal people who have to put up with whooping in business meetings, at funerals, at weddings, in church, and any other inappropriate settings.
This is for all the people who have to endure aggies at family gatherings, in the workplace, and aggies who just randomly walk up and talk shit unsolicited out in public.
This is for all the people who have had to hear all the “we’ve actually won more games since 1984” claims from fans of an inferior program that’s beaten us 1/3 of the games we’ve ever played.
This is for all the students who got better grades, didn’t go to a diploma mill with a 60% admission rate, and are proud to have earned a degree from a great school, the wealthiest public university in America.
This is for all the people tired of aggies never shutting. The fuck. Up.
Feel free to add to my abbreviated list.
Bring the hate tonight. Poooooooooor aggies.