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Tex Pete

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  1. From chilly central Texas: LONGHORNS!
  2. For those going to the game tonight, it’s been over a decade since aggy has played in our house. Remember it’s “A&M sucks” in place of “make ‘em eat shit,” “go Horns go,” or “OU sucks!” Let your rage flow. Make DKR-TMS a loud, intimidating environment that is inhospitable for the visiting team. This is for all the games aggy never played that they “would have won.” This is for the players who didn’t get breakfast before the 1999 game, the ones who got phone calls all night long, and the ones who got sick. This is for all the Longhorn veterans who served this country with distinction and bravery, only to be dismissed by a piece of shit fanbase who claims they sat and sipped tea while real men fought. This is for all the Longhorn fans who have been treated like shit in College Station, from having their cars keyed, to women getting pummeled for daring step on aggy’s “hallowed “ field that isn’t an actual war memorial, to getting randomly attacked in the stands by psychotic fans with a little brother complex. This is for all the normal people who have to put up with whooping in business meetings, at funerals, at weddings, in church, and any other inappropriate settings. This is for all the people who have to endure aggies at family gatherings, in the workplace, and aggies who just randomly walk up and talk shit unsolicited out in public. This is for all the people who have had to hear all the “we’ve actually won more games since 1984” claims from fans of an inferior program that’s beaten us 1/3 of the games we’ve ever played. This is for all the students who got better grades, didn’t go to a diploma mill with a 60% admission rate, and are proud to have earned a degree from a great school, the wealthiest public university in America. This is for all the people tired of aggies never shutting. The fuck. Up. Feel free to add to my abbreviated list. Bring the hate tonight. Poooooooooor aggies.
  3. Their defense “ranks higher than Texas” because they’ve played a complete shit schedule.
  4. OK, aggy 👌🏻
  5. Everyone is against them.
  6. Your sniveling is getting old.
  7. Of course they were cheating their asses off.
  8. It’s also funny how that’s complete bullshit. We’ve had as many off fighting wars as they have.
  9. This is just like when we started putting visiting fans in the nosebleeds- aggy started that and we followed suit. And you can’t have the visitors in different sections for different games because we have so many season ticket holders. We aren’t allowed to take Bevo into any stadiums for SEC away games. Why the hell would we let aggy or Georgia bring their dogs into ours? We will reciprocate. We didn’t start this. Fuck them.
  10. Jett Walker can play. I don’t know if he’ll be a pure RB here, but he’s a natural player. I guess people are whining because he’s a white RB, but he’ll get on the field here.
  11. Fuck that noise. Leave the bitch in the greater Snook area.
  12. Our coach completely shit the bed. It was a blowout.
  13. How can they do that? Only 40 wins to go.
  14. Their ONLY national championship.
  15. They’re just not really that good.
  16. Lots of high schools have bonfires, so aggy is not alone. We used to have one, many decades ago, but it was nothing like their idol they build to worship.
  17. I’m guessing “coward” isn’t a word they covered in any of Mr. Adams’s PE classes.
  18. I imagine it was peaceful, as the passengers in his car screamed in terror as they drove under a semi.
  19. What decade was that?
  20. RC had relations with Lance Z AND his secretary?! Truly scandalous.
  21. There’s a reason Aggie jokes exist.
  22. For a super-technical grammar corrector, you missed that I was comparing ignorant fans to ignorant fans, not Mack to Briles.
  23. Let’s make it seven this week. Fuck the aggies.
  24. 1992. I was also on campus that year. As I recall, it cost somewhere around $100,000 to repair. Just good bull, of course. White trash fanbase.
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