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Tex Pete

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  1. Henceforth, I shall call him “Dummy.”
  2. Reminiscent of David Thomas. I hope to see a lot more similarities as the year progresses.
  3. The bloom on that rose had faded by his graduation, too. We broke their win streak in his last game at Pyle. And of course they were paying players his whole time on campus.
  4. Poor dumb Billy rode the short bus to school. All the other kids on board bullied him every single day.
  5. That was always my favorite shit to talk. Just point.
  6. Elko lied. He was always starting the backup.
  7. From my couch, getting ready for work LONGHORNS!
  8. Uh, we literally just played a road game against the defending conference and national champion.
  9. FCS teams do not require home and home series.
  10. Here's the deal: the SEC wanted Texas A&M to be a big name Texas school that would draw eyeballs and create star power to the west of the conference's prior footprint. Texas A&M has been a colossal flop and failed to deliver anything. The SEC was forced to bring in Texas to bring added energy and excitement and quality football. Texas is who Texas A&M pretended to be, hence their uniforms that emphasize TEXAS and minimize A&M or aggies. The SEC's Texas A&M experiment was nothing but a waste of money with a lot of flash and fury. (with a fake national championship trophy) A&M's chihuahua fans have done nothing but annoy the rest of the conference with their incessant yapping. Maybe the Big 10 would be a better fit. Certainly, the Big 10 has more clothes that will fit their fatass fans and coach.
  11. Sounds like a true Elko Warrior with the heart of a lion. A nouveau Junction Boy.
  12. Y'all are putting way too much thought into this. Graham is just like all aggy writers. He is a propagandist and recruiter for them. I hope no one is giving him clicks other than the poor bastard who has to find his stuff and post it here. But then again, maybe we should financially support him and promote his writings. Let the Kool-Aid keep flowing. That is why the roller coaster exists, after all.
  13. Helm’s dad was sitting behind me in Ames last year. He was so excited that Gunnar was getting some run. It’s fun seeing parents enjoy their kids’ success.
  14. Fuck OU.
  15. Took a shit in his mouth and made him eat it.
  16. Early on, he wanted to go to LSU, but they already had a commitment in his class. Interest blew up after he went to camps and most everyone already had their QBs in their class. He did win a state championship…because his team was insanely talented. He was just a point guard. Not a particularly dynamic player.
  17. And shot lightning bolts from his arse.
  18. I forgot what thread this even was. RIP to Norman. A good dog is a good dog. It’s always sad to see a good dog leave this world.
  19. I bet Olin has paid to watch dozens of dudes fuck his wife over the years. Ol’ Tic Tac Buchanan
  20. Same thing they did with Haynes King. Kid was a 3-star that was going to be the second QB signed at LSU to a “can’t miss 5-star wunderkind” when aggy had no other decent options. They worked overtime to tell the world why Young Uncle Fester was going to win the Heisman at least twice. The problem is that aggy reporters are all aggy boosters. Not an ounce of objectivity. Tarp will occasionally let the veil slip, but it’s only when he’s distraught and considering…jumping.
  21. "I hope I can make it to halftime. I'm about to pass out. I need to eat a whole cheesecake and wash it down with some YooHoo!"
  22. They want so desperately to be liked. They are the self-proclaimed greatest fans in all of sport. These "greatest fans" are the worst hosting fans I have ever witnessed, and always viciously turn on their starting QBs. In this case, it didn't take a full game into a new season with a new coach to do so.
  23. Narrator: That wasn’t air.
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