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Tex Pete

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  1. The Bonham Trophy, "commissioned in 2013," is part of an annual tradition for a generation of Aggies? Their generations cover an extremely short time frame and must be easily entertained. I have never heard of that trophy, and I am unaware of any South Carolina-A&M game that generated interest from anyone other than South Carolina or A&M fans. None of their games have ever had implications for anything other than the "SEC Champion of the state of South Carolina or Texas."
  2. Sometimes, but he's only trolling. And he's successful at it.
  3. Pate gets paid to promote Texas A&M.
  4. Tex Pete

    SEC Network

    Our QB was our key offensive player. Your QB…was an average ball distributor with great weapons around him. Nothing more than a game manager.
  5. Hey, Jordan: your penis is showing. At least you covered the tip.
  6. I don’t mean it to be directed at 17 year old kids. I mean it as a middle finger to schools like a&m who were blatantly buying players then…while we can blatantly buy players legally now. We line up the Lambos (legal) and the illegal Trans Am like they used. Just an F you because we can.
  7. Our athletic department really should buy a vintage gold Trans Am and bring it out for photo ops in times like this. We could park it next to the Lambos on recruiting weekends, too. Maybe even put a cardboard standup of Eric Dickerson beside it.
  8. Let’s run them up, then.
  9. When I played HS football, we would occasionally beat the fuck out of players who messed up and made the rest of us run or whatever for punishment. Not saying that’s how it should be, but competitive athletics aren’t for the faint of heart. Mommy whining about a coach being a dick is little league bullshit.
  10. Oh, Lord! Mama is gonna protect her little boy. How did a team of pussies make such a deep run? Guess it’s no surprise that the Beta males are the ones staying behind. The “true Ags.” I’d be irate that my mommy felt the need to speak up publicly. “Mom…shut up! You’re showing the world I’m a bitch!” Little boys can’t stand up for themselves and need Mommy to step in. I would never hire one of these pussies, given an opportunity.
  11. Acting like absolute children is their second-oldest tradition, IIRC. They clearly don’t remember that their shitpile university is broke from the last time they held their breaths until they made a splash hire and then gave him a fucktarded extension with no buyout. “Let’s do something completely irrational no matter how much it costs us!”
  12. Maybe. Looch’s head is pretty wop-sided these days. Not sure he wants any more pop knots on it.
  13. Definitely the thing to do.
  14. You saw what happened to Mike Sherman when he was vocal about not wanting to move to the SEC. They shitcanned him in a recruit's driveway. The internet knew all about it before Sherman even walked out the front door. Bill Byrne also did not want to move, so Bowtie Fucktard took over the operation. Byrne was also gone soon thereafter.
  15. Wait. So further confirmation that RB does, in fact, work for Texas A&M? No shit. BOOSTER. EMPLOYEE. "SEC READY!"
  16. Right. You were his secretary.
  17. The present?! A&M doesn't even have a baseball coach.
  18. Yep. The fact that those idiots were so adamant about resuming the series there should tell the tale. I hope people picked up on the clue. Schlossnagle just turned it up to 11. Some people will absolutely get assaulted there, regardless of the outcome. But anyone thinking a beatdown will silence them has never met an aggie. They NEVER shut the fuck up.
  19. Fatboy, journalists WRITE. They REPORT. They do not do the bidding of the athletic department. People who do so are boosters. Stop illegally contacting recruits, booster. You're admitting to have cheated for years.
  20. Also, as the team drove into CS, the road was lined "Burma Shave-style" with signs talking shit about our team, and there were some people lined along the roadway, IIRC. The hotel had been instructed to put no calls through to the players' or coaches' rooms overnight. It was a typical aggy show of their high class and moral superiority. Of course, we have never done anything remotely similar to them. Resuming the series is going to be unpleasant, to say the least. They're horrible people.
  21. Well, all the aggies that helped out were outraged. Oh, right. Only one of them did.
  22. Sharp is an aggy. Alberts is not. That's how this will play out.
  23. And I have posted many times on the boards about being at the 2005 game there and being way up in the terrible Zone. They had us all scattered around (sounds familiar. They sure weren't whining when they started that turdition). Of course, we expected to win that game going away, but GD and Mack kept VY in the pocket to protect him, so the game was closer than everyone expected. When it finally became clear that aggy was going to lose, a ~50 year old aggie with his wife and daughters turned around to a Texas student (one guy and 3 girls were sitting behind him and in front of me), put both hands around the kid's neck, and started choking the shit out of him. The students had been quietly puling for the Horns, never loud or obnoxious in any way because we were so surrounded by aggies. It was psychotic. I jumped down and grabbed the guy by his wrists to make him let go and he had a death grip. The kid clearly could not breathe. I was also yelling at the aggie and started punching him. All the aggies around us were just gawking. Hearing the commotion, one mid-30s aggie fan came down to help me get the kid loose. It was a struggle for the two of us. The guy was MAD mad. Once we broke his hands off, the guy just took off down the steps and under the stands, leaving his shocked wife and college-aged daughters standing there just as shocked as everyone else. The whole thing took 45 seconds to a minute. The guy didn't say a word. Craziest thing I have ever seen at a game. Those morons are dangers to themselves and others.
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