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Tex Pete

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  1. That, my friends, was aggy’s oldest turdition.
  2. Fuck aggy
  3. Why? Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies. Pooooooooooooooor aggies.
  4. I think he drives a flatbed semi cross-coutry hauling heavy equipment in the off season.
  5. Wasn't an aggy in charge of building the Allen TX high school football massive stadium that failed right out the gate? Yes. And that's one of the rules my dad always taught me to live by: never put an aggie in charge of anything.
  6. In before "Already destroying the SEC..."
  7. Look, if Tavares Kears thanks Billy Loochie and aggy fans for showing him the way to the dugout at Charles Schwab, it's still real to Billy, dammit. It's still real to him.
  8. Welcome to the 40 Acres, Coach Bakich.
  9. Well, you see, we're only a "Top 5 Omaha program all-time." We've "been to Omaha 20+ times." But that's not really a big deal because A&M and Tennessee are bigger now. That's it. All-time just means "in the past," but this is now and WHOOP! Texas A&M is rough tough real stuff. WHOOP! WHOOP! Little brother wants to be like us. WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! Ol' Rock!
  10. Rick Barnes just announced that he will not be taking the Texas Baseball job.
  11. Kurt will fit right in with all the other aggies there.
  12. And all these years, I thought it was halitosis and unkempt nose hair.
  13. Reading through today’s posts, damn some of you are pussies.
  14. You know y’all killed those “kids,” right?
  15. Fuck you, Kurt! Longhorns who deserve the Heisman will be glad you’re gone.
  16. Ah, yes. A young Uncle Fester and Pugsley. Those were the halcyon days! (Dammit. Vermin beat me to the joke.)
  17. The lies. All our obnoxious boosters! Toxicity! They're richer! They hire better coaches! SEC flagship! Fantasy.Land.
  18. He was good. And they were cheating. Still, I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone. RIP.
  19. Texas and A&M have never been good at the same time. They almost never beat us when we’re good and we almost never beat them when they’re good. The likelihood of them spoiling our season is next to none Of course, they’re almost never good. They’re also always cheating when they are good.
  20. A&M always counts the system money interchangeably with their main campus. It’s why some of them are dumb enough to think they’re the richest. They compare apples to oranges.
  21. Almost the same. Thank you. Come again.
  22. OVs on Juneteenth? I bet our staff will do this very well. At least it presents a great opportunity.
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