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Tex Pete

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  1. I think he drives a flatbed semi cross-coutry hauling heavy equipment in the off season.
  2. Wasn't an aggy in charge of building the Allen TX high school football massive stadium that failed right out the gate? Yes. And that's one of the rules my dad always taught me to live by: never put an aggie in charge of anything.
  3. In before "Already destroying the SEC..."
  4. Look, if Tavares Kears thanks Billy Loochie and aggy fans for showing him the way to the dugout at Charles Schwab, it's still real to Billy, dammit. It's still real to him.
  5. Welcome to the 40 Acres, Coach Bakich.
  6. Well, you see, we're only a "Top 5 Omaha program all-time." We've "been to Omaha 20+ times." But that's not really a big deal because A&M and Tennessee are bigger now. That's it. All-time just means "in the past," but this is now and WHOOP! Texas A&M is rough tough real stuff. WHOOP! WHOOP! Little brother wants to be like us. WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! Ol' Rock!
  7. Rick Barnes just announced that he will not be taking the Texas Baseball job.
  8. Kurt will fit right in with all the other aggies there.
  9. And all these years, I thought it was halitosis and unkempt nose hair.
  10. Reading through today’s posts, damn some of you are pussies.
  11. You know y’all killed those “kids,” right?
  12. Fuck you, Kurt! Longhorns who deserve the Heisman will be glad you’re gone.
  13. Ah, yes. A young Uncle Fester and Pugsley. Those were the halcyon days! (Dammit. Vermin beat me to the joke.)
  14. The lies. All our obnoxious boosters! Toxicity! They're richer! They hire better coaches! SEC flagship! Fantasy.Land.
  15. He was good. And they were cheating. Still, I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone. RIP.
  16. Texas and A&M have never been good at the same time. They almost never beat us when we’re good and we almost never beat them when they’re good. The likelihood of them spoiling our season is next to none Of course, they’re almost never good. They’re also always cheating when they are good.
  17. A&M always counts the system money interchangeably with their main campus. It’s why some of them are dumb enough to think they’re the richest. They compare apples to oranges.
  18. Almost the same. Thank you. Come again.
  19. OVs on Juneteenth? I bet our staff will do this very well. At least it presents a great opportunity.
  20. I give them a WTF? look every time. Ain't nobody got time for dat.
  21. Yeah, that guy is full of shit that they’re not known for belligerent fans. Every game we’ve hosted them and all the games I’ve been to at Pyle, whether rooting for the Horns or another team, they were fucking assholes. They’re obnoxious. They talk lot of shit. I went to watch a kid that I knew play for Sam Houston back in the Johnny Manziel days. They were screaming in people’s faces and just generally rude. In 2005, the horseshit on the band and I’ve mentioned many times that a 50 year old dude snapped toward the end of that game and choked the shit out of a Texas student, completely unprovoked and then took off down the stairs, leaving his wife and daughters standing there. And who can forget them spitting on Prairie View fans for the deck above? They’re a band of assclowns.
  22. All the money we have and all our arrogance make us do things like this. We formed the Longhorn Network and destroy conferences. Add travel a couple thousand miles, spend a lot of money, and embarrass Texas A&M by bei no our typical classless selves. We’re in for a rude awakening by playing actual football schools, and the SEC is in for a rude awakening because we’re the Great Satan and we’re coming to ruin their conference.
  23. Some of y’all don’t comprehend very well. The Wishbone changed the game of football dramatically, even if only for a short time. We won a lot of games as a result, as did several other teams. Iowa Wesleyan 1991: Hal Mumme and Mike Leach changed the modern offense, starting there. Mumme ran the Run and Shoot at Copperas Cove prior to that, but their collaboration with Dustin Dewald and others at IWC, continuing to Valdosta and Kentucky altered the course of football history. It was a completely different approach to the game. It’s everywhere now.
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