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Tex Pete

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  1. I give them a WTF? look every time. Ain't nobody got time for dat.
  2. Yeah, that guy is full of shit that they’re not known for belligerent fans. Every game we’ve hosted them and all the games I’ve been to at Pyle, whether rooting for the Horns or another team, they were fucking assholes. They’re obnoxious. They talk lot of shit. I went to watch a kid that I knew play for Sam Houston back in the Johnny Manziel days. They were screaming in people’s faces and just generally rude. In 2005, the horseshit on the band and I’ve mentioned many times that a 50 year old dude snapped toward the end of that game and choked the shit out of a Texas student, completely unprovoked and then took off down the stairs, leaving his wife and daughters standing there. And who can forget them spitting on Prairie View fans for the deck above? They’re a band of assclowns.
  3. All the money we have and all our arrogance make us do things like this. We formed the Longhorn Network and destroy conferences. Add travel a couple thousand miles, spend a lot of money, and embarrass Texas A&M by bei no our typical classless selves. We’re in for a rude awakening by playing actual football schools, and the SEC is in for a rude awakening because we’re the Great Satan and we’re coming to ruin their conference.
  4. Some of y’all don’t comprehend very well. The Wishbone changed the game of football dramatically, even if only for a short time. We won a lot of games as a result, as did several other teams. Iowa Wesleyan 1991: Hal Mumme and Mike Leach changed the modern offense, starting there. Mumme ran the Run and Shoot at Copperas Cove prior to that, but their collaboration with Dustin Dewald and others at IWC, continuing to Valdosta and Kentucky altered the course of football history. It was a completely different approach to the game. It’s everywhere now.
  5. You know who else was probably a durn teasipper tryin’ to make us heroes and patriots look bad? That ‘sip who threw horse manure into the tee yew band. That was a teasip plant if I’ve ever seen a teasip. Bad bull. That’s why we had to run away to the SEC. Those sippin’ teasippers are good for nothin’ but sippin’ tea. WHOOP!
  6. Yes. An awful situation. And maybe the coach is a home wrecker. Double-murder suicide isn’t all that funny.
  7. I don’t think what the band plays at halftime correlates to the football team in any way. I’ll guess they also don’t choose the band’s uniforms.
  8. Hopefully, they decide to build the bonfire this year. They’re geniuses.
  9. It is interesting. They’re always said to be the best fanbase in America. The people who always say it: aggies. Nebraska was always the best fanbase in America. After we kicked their asses a few times, they were dicks to us. Then they started losing a lot and no one even talks about them anymore. I have never heard of aggies called a great fanbase by anyone other than themselves. That’s why they write all the fan fiction for Texags. Their fans are bizarre assholes.
  10. Isn’t that the name of aggy’s marching band?
  11. Aggy fans are the worst. I’ve seen plenty of reasonable heckling at baseball games. I’ve never seen psychos angrily screaming into a dugout, particularly at a very high profile championship series game. Leave it to aggy to take “good bull” to a taser-optional level. Classless trash and a nuisance wherever they go.
  12. What led up to that? I’m not on TikTok
  13. Who makes the artery-clogging, heart attack inducing Butter BBQ now that Terry Price is no longer on this side of the sacred turf?
  14. “He wanted to go to the Big 12 and shut them durn teasippers up! They'll see how good he is!”
  15. Why has Coach Flood offered him so many times?
  16. Can’t wait to hear “I Hope You Dance” at ear drum shattering decibels on that!
  17. BULLSHIT. He was redshirted.
  18. Rock Westfall seems completely detached from reality. Dumb motherfucker. Or just a garden variety liar.
  19. Fuck no. We stick to tradition when it comes to the biggest rivalry game in the SEC.
  20. Huh? And they say we’re the one who love dildoes?
  21. That dude is full of shit. When he was that age, he would never have even been invited to see those cars. He was too busy getting his head flushed in the toilet at band practice and his piccolo jammed up his ass.
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