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Tex Pete

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  1. You know who else was probably a durn teasipper tryin’ to make us heroes and patriots look bad? That ‘sip who threw horse manure into the tee yew band. That was a teasip plant if I’ve ever seen a teasip. Bad bull. That’s why we had to run away to the SEC. Those sippin’ teasippers are good for nothin’ but sippin’ tea. WHOOP!
  2. Yes. An awful situation. And maybe the coach is a home wrecker. Double-murder suicide isn’t all that funny.
  3. I don’t think what the band plays at halftime correlates to the football team in any way. I’ll guess they also don’t choose the band’s uniforms.
  4. Hopefully, they decide to build the bonfire this year. They’re geniuses.
  5. It is interesting. They’re always said to be the best fanbase in America. The people who always say it: aggies. Nebraska was always the best fanbase in America. After we kicked their asses a few times, they were dicks to us. Then they started losing a lot and no one even talks about them anymore. I have never heard of aggies called a great fanbase by anyone other than themselves. That’s why they write all the fan fiction for Texags. Their fans are bizarre assholes.
  6. Isn’t that the name of aggy’s marching band?
  7. Aggy fans are the worst. I’ve seen plenty of reasonable heckling at baseball games. I’ve never seen psychos angrily screaming into a dugout, particularly at a very high profile championship series game. Leave it to aggy to take “good bull” to a taser-optional level. Classless trash and a nuisance wherever they go.
  8. What led up to that? I’m not on TikTok
  9. Who makes the artery-clogging, heart attack inducing Butter BBQ now that Terry Price is no longer on this side of the sacred turf?
  10. “He wanted to go to the Big 12 and shut them durn teasippers up! They'll see how good he is!”
  11. Why has Coach Flood offered him so many times?
  12. Can’t wait to hear “I Hope You Dance” at ear drum shattering decibels on that!
  13. BULLSHIT. He was redshirted.
  14. Rock Westfall seems completely detached from reality. Dumb motherfucker. Or just a garden variety liar.
  15. Fuck no. We stick to tradition when it comes to the biggest rivalry game in the SEC.
  16. Huh? And they say we’re the one who love dildoes?
  17. That dude is full of shit. When he was that age, he would never have even been invited to see those cars. He was too busy getting his head flushed in the toilet at band practice and his piccolo jammed up his ass.
  18. Why would she just go up and assume someone is someone else? Especially on camera? She’s a fucking idiot.
  19. I don’t even think this is a case of mistaking two black men for looking alike because they don’t. I think this reporter is just a fucking idiot.
  20. Yes, fast food bags of illegal money are where we draw the line! We used to have standards in the SEC! Damn you, Snakey!
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